Land Ark: I wored at a store that sold small bags of chips and popcorn and one day we started noticing that the bags were empty. It took several looks over the bag to spot the small hole chewed in the bottom of the bag where the mice were getting in, eating everything, and leaving. I was terrified that customers would discover it before I did, so I set traps every night and checked every bag twice a day.Ended up catching about 8 mice. Felt humiliated that I was being bested for so long.
Land Ark: Whored.. obviously.
incendi: Land Ark: Whored.. obviously.Well, as long as they weren't chewing holes in the condoms you should be alright.
Land Ark: I already explained that they chewed into the popcorn bags. So yeah, there were some problems when we ran out of Milky Way wrappers.
brantgoose: There's a children's book in there some where, screaming to be written and beautifully illustrated.
busy chillin': For sale: Ocean front property in Arizona. Serious inquiries only.
brantgoose: I am smiling at the image of a trail of tiny orange footprints leading from a bag of Cheese Doritos to a snug cozy in a bag of marijuana.There's a children's book in there some where, screaming to be written and beautifully illustrated.Yes, the mice ate half the marijuana in the evidence locker. And then they cleaned out the junk food in the whole police station.Nothing was heard but the pitter-patter of tiny, tiny feet and bursts of stoner giggling.
pottie: Pot doesn't make you lazy... Yes it does, now bring me more chips... chop, chop.
D_Evans45: Pot only makes weak minded people lazy.
D_Evans45: pottie: Pot doesn't make you lazy... Yes it does, now bring me more chips... chop, chop.Pot only makes weak minded people lazy. If cannabis didnt exist, these same people would slog through life numb on booze or pills instead. I did find myself losing motivation as a young Chong-esque pothead, but I realized I had taken the habit way beyond recreational use. I took a personal inventory, realized I needed to exercise some self control, and stopped starting my day with bong rips. As I cut my consumption back to recreational levels, I noticed I no longer felt the lethargy or haze asociated with being baked 24/7.Everything in moderation is the real golden rule.
Mr Guy: D_Evans45: Pot only makes weak minded people lazy.Pot makes you dehydrated. Being dehydrated makes a lot of people lazy.
D_Evans45: The only times Ive ever experienced dehydration was either after getting drunk, or after prolonged intense physical activities.
zeppo: http://youtu.be/fBRAp67kIGERequired watching for this threadApparently the mice are copy cats and have watched Barney Miller///have no clue how to embed YT here
rider_you_know: Yeah, sure. It was "mice" that took the pot!
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