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(NYC Aviation)   Michael Dell is buying a Boeing Dreamliner, the only product with as many exploding batteries as a Dell laptop   ( nycaviation.com) divider line
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4602 clicks; posted to Business » on 24 Jan 2013 at 12:57 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-24 01:17:08 PM  
5 votes:
Well, Mr. Dell, we'd like to give you the extended warranty but the boss says I've been giving too many of these things away. He'd have my ass if I gave it to you on top of the great price and service that you're already getting. Tell you what. I want you to have this. I want you to have a great experience with Boeing. I gotta go talk to my manager. Just wait here. I'm going to fly to Chicago and talk to him. I'll be right back.

(Two Days Later)
Sorry to keep you waiting, buddy. I talked to the manager. he's not happy. He says we shouldn't be giving all this stuff away but I told him what a great guy you are and he says he's gonna let it go. You got the warranty, the upgraded seats, the leather trimmed controls and Boeing (tm) Whisper Quiet Air Conditioning with the filter upgrade. But you gotta give me something, man. I'm pleading with you. When people ask you about this great deal, don't tell them how bad you raped me. I really need this job. I can't have Bill Gates coming in here and saying "I want the deal you gave Dell". We just can't do that. What if the Facebook guy came in here and said "I want a deal better than Dell got"? The manager would have me busted down to the used 737 market. I'm begging you. Don't tell all your friends about the great deal Boeing gave you.
2013-01-24 01:29:01 PM  
2 votes:
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Hey Boeing dudes, you, like remember me? Yeah. Dell. I'm the Dell Dude and I own the Dell Computers biz. I'm, like, looking for a plane and my bros said "Boeing, dude. They got the planes. And, like since, I own a company, I said 'why not'?

So this looks like a really cool plane. I'll take it. You got it in any other colors? It's cool. I can get it painted cause I own a company. Just sell a few more computers, right? So, just bring me the paperwork and I'll sign my Dell name to it. Names as good as gold. Dell still makes computers and computer stuff.

Oh no. I'm not a pilot, dude. I own a company. You can't be both, you know? I figure I'll crash - sorry - sleep in it for a while. You know? Go in to first class cause that's where the leg room is, crank back and watch a little television on the little televisions. Maybe have my, er business associates over for all weekend meetings.

So can you park it over there near the liquor store? Okay? I'm Dell. You can Youtube it. Top of the search returns.
2013-01-24 01:13:52 PM  
2 votes:
Dude, you're getting a Dreamliner

/tired, sober
//bite me.
2013-01-24 01:10:12 PM  
1 vote:
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Bad subby, bad.
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