No Time To Explain: And he didn't see this coming because?/karma's a biatch
Harry Freakstorm: Well, Mr. Dell, we'd like to give you the extended warranty but the boss says I've been giving too many of these things away. He'd have my ass if I gave it to you on top of the great price and service that you're already getting. Tell you what. I want you to have this. I want you to have a great experience with Boeing. I gotta go talk to my manager. Just wait here. I'm going to fly to Chicago and talk to him. I'll be right back.(Two Days Later)Sorry to keep you waiting, buddy. I talked to the manager. he's not happy. He says we shouldn't be giving all this stuff away but I told him what a great guy you are and he says he's gonna let it go. You got the warranty, the upgraded seats, the leather trimmed controls and Boeing (tm) Whisper Quiet Air Conditioning with the filter upgrade. But you gotta give me something, man. I'm pleading with you. When people ask you about this great deal, don't tell them how bad you raped me. I really need this job. I can't have Bill Gates coming in here and saying "I want the deal you gave Dell". We just can't do that. What if the Facebook guy came in here and said "I want a deal better than Dell got"? The manager would have me busted down to the used 737 market. I'm begging you. Don't tell all your friends about the great deal Boeing gave you.
wearetheworld: I ordered a Dell Ultra with 'Windows 8', and it came with Windows 8 Home Edition. I need Windows 8 Pro, so I call them up and tell them to give me a free upgrade to Pro. (I ordered 'Windows 8' from their website, didn't say whether it was Pro or Home.) Long CSB short, after about 10 days they send me $200.00 and a free upgrade because I claimed their site was deceptive. Rock and roll.
Cruzen: FTFA: Boeing has been forced to halt 787 deliveriesWhoa that's a lot of planes!!
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