SpaceBison: Whatever happened to Matthew 6:5-6?"And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you."Seriously, stfu. Also, god watches you masturbate.
Farce-Side: Deep Contact: The Church of Rome has shed more innocent blood than any other institution that has ever existed among mankind.I would have to agree with you, based on the standard cubic inch to mL innocent blood conversion.
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