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(Daily Mail)   Apparently Rachael Ray's husband steps out for an occasional late night snack. Use of EVOO not confirmed   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2013-01-24 10:39:26 AM  
9 votes:
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"New York's hottest new club is Checkmate! It's got everything! Swingers, celebrity chef dominatrixes, dungeons that look like kitchens, a kitchen that looks like a dungeon, and even a human EVOO dispenser."

"What is a 'human EVOO dispenser'?"

"It's that thing where you take a midget, and give him an olive oil enema and then stick a cork in his little behind."
2013-01-24 11:35:07 AM  
2 votes:
Personally, I would love to get in the kitchen with Rachel Ray's and make a nice Cream Pie with her.
2013-01-24 09:29:06 AM  
2 votes:
Show me the hottest woman in the world and I'll show you a guy who's sick of listening to her shiat
2013-01-25 12:23:01 AM  
1 vote:
She is too busy cooking in the kitchen and not doing enough cooking enough in the bedroom.
2013-01-24 08:13:28 PM  
1 vote:
I'd slather her in EVOO and stick it in her garbage bowl
2013-01-24 05:40:15 PM  
1 vote:

Englebert Slaptyback: chemrebel

That's not Ray-Ray, that's Alex Guarnaschelli.

It's also a pretty obvious 'shop. Alex isn't petite, but still.

You are kidding, right?
2013-01-24 01:30:53 PM  
1 vote:

doczoidberg: You know what I like about Rachel Ray?

Absolutely nothing. Not one single thing.
2013-01-24 12:59:03 PM  
1 vote:
is it me or does she and eva angelina look alike?
2013-01-24 09:46:22 AM  
1 vote:
I'd cover her in EVOO and

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2013-01-24 09:13:46 AM  
1 vote:

syberpud: I'm surprised he doesn't go to the corner bar to drink whorehouse to hate-f**k hookers until the screeching voice stops ringing in his head.

Oh wait - he does!
2013-01-24 09:05:43 AM  
1 vote:
If only there was a way to keep her from talking while I'm consoling her...
2013-01-24 08:42:30 AM  
1 vote:
You know what I like about Rachel Ray?

Those hot pics she did for Maxim that one time.
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