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(NBC Miami)   Police arrest a man for giving "illegal butt injections," though his mugshot suggests he was injecting them into his own face   ( nbcmiami.com) divider line
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2013-01-23 05:05:46 PM  
5 votes:
I don't have much sympathy for his "victims"

If you go to a motel, with that guy, and let him inject your ass with mystery fluid from a Pedialyte bottle and give him $200 to do it, more than once...you deserve whatever you get.
2013-01-23 04:27:11 PM  
3 votes:
That's a man, baby?
2013-01-23 07:44:27 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-01-23 07:14:21 PM  
2 votes:
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'Bring me Solo and the Wookie. And some bath salts.'
2013-01-23 05:40:58 PM  
2 votes:
Why do all of the people who get arrested for injecting cement or glue or whatever other random substance into morons' asses seem to be black transvestites? Bizarre.
2013-01-23 05:36:10 PM  
2 votes:
If your doctor gets his medical supplies from Home Depot, you may want to find another doctor.
2013-01-23 04:40:22 PM  
2 votes:

/Unidentified Filler In Anus
2013-01-23 08:48:17 PM  
1 vote:
The transformation:
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2013-01-23 08:28:02 PM  
1 vote:
"There's no frikkin' way to put this without sounding racist,"

No, you just chose to use racist language.
2013-01-23 06:46:22 PM  
1 vote:
His face is his advertisement.
2013-01-23 06:28:58 PM  
1 vote:
What What
2013-01-23 06:25:57 PM  
1 vote:
Alright !

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2013-01-23 06:19:44 PM  
1 vote:
Shouldn't your first clue be that the appointment is in a seedy motel? Doesn't that set off any alarms?
2013-01-23 06:09:59 PM  
1 vote:
I thought "illegal butt injections" were code for "surprise buttsecks." Silly me.
2013-01-23 06:00:51 PM  
1 vote:

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: BlippityBleep: Diogenes: That's a man, baby?


A thousand times THIS! There is no way that's a man!

Also, why do all the people charged with performing illegal cosmetic surgery look so fugly? That *has* to hurt business, no? Then again this guy was just giving butt injections so maybe his butt looks way better than his face..

I think it's some weird "community," it always seems to be black male-to-female transformers who do shiat like this to themselves and others like them.
2013-01-23 05:43:06 PM  
1 vote:
Forever alone?
2013-01-23 05:37:38 PM  
1 vote:

Bit'O'Gristle: Those giant chimpmunk cheeks aren't due to injections. They are pockets of semen he's saving for a snack later from all the men he's hoovered.

/my 2 cents.

Oh my god. I was eating a strawberry. You ruined it. That is second only to how disgusted I was when I learned about red wings here on fark.
2013-01-23 05:26:44 PM  
1 vote:
At least it wasn't illegal butt chuggings. That's so gay.
2013-01-23 05:25:55 PM  
1 vote:
He's like a real life Far Side character.
2013-01-23 05:11:21 PM  
1 vote:
Those giant chimpmunk cheeks aren't due to injections. They are pockets of semen he's saving for a snack later from all the men he's hoovered.

/my 2 cents.
2013-01-23 04:52:01 PM  
1 vote:
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