ChipNASA: I had kidney stones twice. I have a woman who is a friend who also had kidney stones. She told me she'd rather give birth again.I couldn't even bend to stand up I was in so much pain. 3 shots of morphine and then a shot of dye and i passed it. It was no bigger than 1/2 a grain of rice, if that. Seriously, the piece of stone.salt/calcium that came out of the end of my dick was no bigger that this * (on your keyboard) and I felt a burning and back pain like I'd tore all the muscles in my lower back.The second time I had *really* bad cramps like gas. I toughed it out. i was concerned and was on the phone with urologist 20 seconds after I tried to pee for the 4th time and did, and BLOOD CAME OUT OF MY DICK!!! Thankfully a guy in my unit had the same thing happen to him so i knew what it was.Me: "Um, Hello, yes, I peed Blood"Dr office: "Oh we can see you on Tuesday"Me: "You.Don't. Understand" BLOOD CAME OUT OF MY DICK!!"Dr Office." It's ok we'll see you on Tuesday (This was Friday)Me: HELLLOOOOOO, DICK!!! PEE. BLOODDr Office: Yes, I understand, You're not dying. Come see us Tuesday and we'll check it out.Me: WTFF- OK then./sometimes the stones can be sharp and can nick a capillary and that happens.
Marine1: We get it: you're special because you have a vagina, and men are lesser because they don't have one.
5monkeys: Childbirth is not that bad. I've had five kids, 3 with epidurals and two without. My gallbladder was taken out two years ago due to a pea sized stone that got stuck. That was bad.
Tsar_Bomba1: Had one this year. And it's gonna be my last. Got to experience Oxycodine. Still have no idea why anyone would want to take it recreationally. Took a day and a half to get it all out of my system... and I was only taking 1 pill instead of 2.
Trentain: [www.miserableretailslave.com image 511x755]Surprised no one posted this yet.
Marisyana: It's amazing to be stuck in a roomful of women with kids who start swapping childbirth stories, each seeming to want to top the others in how much pain there was, how long labor was, who pooped in front of everybody, who got ripped open, etc., who will then turn to me and ask in complete seriousness, "So why don't you have kids?" ARE YOU FARKING KIDDING ME?Worst pain I was ever in is a tossup between when my wisdom teeth came in and when I dislocated my knee. The former made me scream and the latter made me puke.
DreamSnipers: I got a hernia operation, three inch incision along my groin next to the leg. Doctor sewed a hive of flesh eating venomous wasps in there.
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