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(Some Guy)   How exactly does one get into a food fight in the *frozen food* section? Answer: Walmart, of course   ( popcrush1057.com) divider line
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5332 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Jan 2013 at 3:47 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-22 04:38:50 PM  
5 votes:
When I worked as a night stocker at Ralph's, we'd defrost a turkey and gang bang it. The new guys were always freaked to walk into the back to see five totally naked lard asses farking the living shiat out of a pale skinned turkey. It was sort of an "I'm in" or "I'm out" situation.
2013-01-22 04:11:34 PM  
1 vote:
If this was Whole Foods, the misunderstanding would have been settled with a healing circle and some drumming.
2013-01-22 04:09:55 PM  
1 vote:
I used to work grocery at an unnamed Wash DC/MD/VA grocer for about 5 years, and frozen food.
This is not us, but we *TOTALLY* did this in the middle of the night when no one was around.

2013-01-22 03:49:34 PM  
1 vote:
First rule, never talk about this.
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