The Southern Dandy: I was drinking Cosmo's in the Army in 1984
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The Southern Dandy: FlashHarry: The Southern Dandy: I was drinking Cosmo's in the Army in 1984[i50.tinypic.com image 584x304]Didn't realize they were a girl drink. We used to make them by the cooler-full and dip our 7-11 Big Gulp cups in to refill. We did that with a lot of fruity drinks though.
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