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(Some Guy)   Pro Wrestler Calls Police on Opponent; It's Florida, So The Police Actually Show Up (Bonus: It's Sanford, FL, Home of the Trayvon Martin Case)   ( gwhnews.com) divider line
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7256 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Jan 2013 at 9:37 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-21 09:42:24 AM  
2 votes:
The original plan was to have a Loser Leaves Town match, but the company couldn't afford to drop both wrestlers.
2013-01-21 12:19:43 PM  
1 vote:
Cops can't really do much in these situations. Vince used to call them on Stone Cold all the time, they wouldn't do shiat. They're very gentle in wrestling situations, best used to escort Goldberg to the entrance ramp, make sure he has a safe walk.

This kind of reminds me of Jamie Foxx calling the police on the set of Any Given Sunday when LL Cool J punched him for real in the locker room fight. No one cared then either.
2013-01-21 10:08:19 AM  
1 vote:
Wrestling is full of kidnapping, attempted infanticide, several different felonious assaults, assaults with a deadly weapon, hit and runs, but if HHH comes within 50 feet of Vince McMahon, he's going to jail!
2013-01-21 09:59:32 AM  
1 vote:
Subby missed it. it's "Bonus: It's Sanford, FL, Home of Larry the Cable Guy."
2013-01-21 09:44:35 AM  
1 vote:
Well I guess it was real to him....
2013-01-21 09:39:45 AM  
1 vote:
Something something something witty joke about Mean Jean and the Ultimate Warrior something something something.
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