WhippingBoy: I thought it was a dog's ass that was so clean...
netcentric: SwiftFox: Some people catch weird diseases...Well........there you go.
kmaywfec: Human bites are nasty too.
coco ebert: Who the f*ck thinks a dog's mouth is clean?
Tatterdemalian: Gyrfalcon: coco ebert: Who the f*ck thinks a dog's mouth is clean?I guess subby does. The rest of us know that dogs eat shiat.In the ancient time before the internets, this was a common piece of conventional wisdom. Dear Abby (the newspaper equivalent of a weblog) went around constantly telling people that dog mouths were cleaner then human mouths, and some people took this advice the wrong way. I remember at least one comic strip (The Phantom?) having a line about dogs' mouths being antiseptic, with a subplot about wolf saliva being needed to cure a rare jungle infection or something./which goes to show you how stupid people could be before the internet
xellas84: silverjets:I'm guessing you missed the part where the dog bite caused sepsis.
TomD9938: Have a buddy who had his hand chewed up by a mugger a few years back.The infection landed him in the hospital for an entire month and damn near killed him.
Pribar: My dogs hobby is licking his balls so this surprises me not one whit
Dinjiin: kmaywfec: Human bites are nasty too.Don't even think about biting my sister.
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