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(NBC Miami)   Man vows to fight charges that he stole 16 train batteries. You're probably expecting an electricity-related pun here, but it's a better time to point out the culprit is on probation for sexual activity with a miniature donkey. Now THAT'S shocking   ( nbcmiami.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Carlos Romero, Ocala Star-Banner, probation, grand theft, criminal mischief  
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2013-01-20 03:00:33 PM  
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This case *does* fall under the jurisdiction of the Federal Burro of Investigation.
2013-01-20 08:29:28 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-01-20 07:48:45 PM  
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LoneWolf343: A bit of unsolicited trivia for you all. Sometimes, people like to troll furry imageboards with floods of pictures of trains. Now, I see why.

Knowing you know that makes me not want to know you. Know what I mean.
2013-01-20 06:56:59 PM  
1 vote:

TheOther: How do you train batteries?

Send them to AA meetings.
2013-01-20 04:46:04 PM  
1 vote:
I just re-read the link, it was a miniature donkey.

Statically speaking, 6 out 7 dwarves are not Happy.

That is all.
2013-01-20 04:25:59 PM  
1 vote:
See that's just embarrassing. If you don't fark a full size donkey people will make assumptions about your junk.
2013-01-20 03:22:48 PM  
1 vote:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: This case *does* fall under the jurisdiction of the Federal Burro of Investigation.


2013-01-20 02:47:10 PM  
1 vote:
Guy gets a little ass and the next thing you know it's trains
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