Drunk Astronaut: cryinoutloud: dickfreckle: You know what? I would do Barbara Walters just to say that I did. There, I said it. It's out there. You can't unread it.If you do, you have to do Betty White too. They're pals, and well, they don't get that many offers.Ask them at the same time then. You never know, you might get 'em both./unsee THAT in your mind!
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