Fark Rye For Many Whores: I shiat in the cab when this happens.
ras django: Fark Rye For Many Whores: I shiat in the cab when this happens.i farted in a cab last week because he made me late, so i'm getting a kick.(eggy farts. mmmmmm).
whidbey: I wouldn't know. I can't even think of the last time I got in a cab. Probably 5 years ago.
WillyChase: ras django: Fark Rye For Many Whores: I shiat in the cab when this happens.i farted in a cab last week because he made me late, so i'm getting a kick.(eggy farts. mmmmmm).Speaking of eggs, I dropped a carton of them Saturday morning. Decided to eat all 10 of the broken ones rather than let them go to waste. I will never eat more than 2 eggs in a sitting ever again, my bowels felt like they were going to quake themselves right out of my body.
dopekitty74: Small town in canada, all done by zones, no meters. Woot!/i usually don't tip taxis, i'm lucky to have enough to pay for one on the rare occasion i DO use them.//if they didn't know where they were going they DEFINITELY wouldn't be getting one
letrole: I don't tip strangers ever. Tips are for future service, not a pat on the head for a good job today. The rule of thumb is that if I expect to see you again, I'll give a tip, even if you were shiate.
thismomentinblackhistory: I keep my gps open to make sure I'm not getting ripped off.
abitofbuffalo: Reminds me of the time I went to a club in Hollywood and they automatically added a 20% tip onto the price of a single drink from the bar. The bartender got snooty with me when I didn't leave an additional tip. $14 for a single rum & coke was effing ridiculous to start with, I'm not leaving an additional tip on top of the $2.80 they automatically added to my tab.
Alonjar: I dont see how thats even possible with modern GPS technology.
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