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(KJRH Tulsa)   In through the hands, out through the feet. Copper thief karma, is electrifyingly sweet   ( divider line
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7477 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Jan 2013 at 1:18 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-20 12:49:25 PM  
5 votes:
He was an ohm-ie from Muskogee.
2013-01-20 12:00:25 PM  
4 votes:
What do you know... sometimes the stupid DOES burn
2013-01-20 02:41:05 PM  
3 votes:
the worst part must be when it goes through the family joules....
2013-01-20 02:28:37 PM  
3 votes:
His resistance was futile.
2013-01-20 01:41:49 PM  
3 votes:
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPER!! unnghhh.... bzzzzzttt....
2013-01-20 02:35:08 PM  
2 votes:
My guess is that he's only alive faraday or two.
2013-01-20 01:46:55 PM  
2 votes:
I'll bet he was amped up after that.
At least it wasn't Claude Cooper copping copper clappers
2013-01-20 01:44:17 PM  
2 votes:

Oliver Twisted: There is no word on his condition at this time.

But is he being charged?

do the police have the capacity is my question...
2013-01-20 01:33:47 PM  
2 votes:

Haliburton Cummings: why am I not shocked about this?

We try to keep you insulated from these things.
2013-01-20 01:25:14 PM  
2 votes:
If my kids tried this, they'd be grounded!
2013-01-20 01:23:34 PM  
2 votes:
There is no word on his condition at this time.

But is he being charged?
2013-01-20 11:18:55 AM  
2 votes:
Burma shave.
2013-01-20 04:43:51 PM  
1 vote:
You'll never take copper alive, me!
2013-01-20 03:27:45 PM  
1 vote:
Copper Copper Copper Copper Copper Karmaleon.
2013-01-20 02:39:36 PM  
1 vote:

LionHound: My guess is that he's only alive faraday or two.

This is too bad..he had so much potential too. He was apparently a leader in his field once.
But, you know those people who are always in a state of flux...

He reached the top of his arc...
2013-01-20 02:18:14 PM  
1 vote:
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We caught him Red Handed . . .

2013-01-20 02:06:31 PM  
1 vote:
He will most likely die as electricity leaves a burn trail from in site to exit site. Before I retired Iworked at a hospital as an x-ray tech and we had one einstein who had that problem...he drove into a downed power line and he was okay when he was in the car, he was okay when he got out of the car but when he went back in to turn the key to turn off the engine, he got a very positive reaction. I saw the hole in his big toe where the power exited and it was charcoal...literally. The electricity had instantly boiled the water in the protoplasm of the cells as well as turned the bubbles of water into charcoal. This happens all along the route that the electricity takes...the area in the hands, arms, chest, abdomen, legs, etc. all are now charcoal so if the electricity went thru his lungs, stomach, kidneys, liver, intestines, etc...that path is now charcoal and those organs will fail eventually. Then the hospital will have no choice but to discharge him.
2013-01-20 02:04:41 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-01-20 01:56:23 PM  
1 vote:

Haliburton Cummings: "The price of copper is now just under $4 a pound and incidents of copper theft have increased across the country, police tell QMI Agency. And thieves are getting more brazen."

the more you know...FYI

Zinc you for that quote.
2013-01-20 01:52:02 PM  
1 vote:
I'll bet he was amped up after that.

he was really wired
2013-01-20 01:47:17 PM  
1 vote:
There is no word on his condition at this time.

2013-01-20 01:39:13 PM  
1 vote:

Oliver Twisted: There is no word on his condition at this time.

But is he being charged?

Well, did he put up a resistance or not?
2013-01-20 01:31:27 PM  
1 vote:
His nickname in prison will be Sparky.
2013-01-20 01:31:22 PM  
1 vote:

snocone: Fear the Clam: What a waste of a helicopter ride.

People who steal infrastructure copper should be left to die as a warning to others.

Need to bring back the lost art of Head on a Pike.

because this might meet a lot of resistance?
2013-01-20 01:25:55 PM  
1 vote:
this is the sad state of current affairs...
2013-01-20 01:25:16 PM  
1 vote:
why are these threads always so negative? i thought people around here were more grounded...
2013-01-20 01:23:39 PM  
1 vote:
subby, can I choreograph your musical?

I know a few meth heads that would work perfectly as Tesla and George Westinghouse respectively.....
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