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(KJRH Tulsa)   In through the hands, out through the feet. Copper thief karma, is electrifyingly sweet   ( divider line
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7477 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Jan 2013 at 1:18 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-20 12:49:25 PM  
2 votes:
He was an ohm-ie from Muskogee.
2013-01-20 02:28:37 PM  
1 vote:
His resistance was futile.
2013-01-20 02:06:31 PM  
1 vote:
He will most likely die as electricity leaves a burn trail from in site to exit site. Before I retired Iworked at a hospital as an x-ray tech and we had one einstein who had that problem...he drove into a downed power line and he was okay when he was in the car, he was okay when he got out of the car but when he went back in to turn the key to turn off the engine, he got a very positive reaction. I saw the hole in his big toe where the power exited and it was charcoal...literally. The electricity had instantly boiled the water in the protoplasm of the cells as well as turned the bubbles of water into charcoal. This happens all along the route that the electricity takes...the area in the hands, arms, chest, abdomen, legs, etc. all are now charcoal so if the electricity went thru his lungs, stomach, kidneys, liver, intestines, etc...that path is now charcoal and those organs will fail eventually. Then the hospital will have no choice but to discharge him.
2013-01-20 01:41:49 PM  
1 vote:
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPER!! unnghhh.... bzzzzzttt....
2013-01-20 01:33:23 PM  
1 vote:

Fear the Clam: What a waste of a helicopter ride.

People who steal infrastructure copper should be left to die as a warning to others.

I believe the Taliban has opportunities for chaps like you.
2013-01-20 01:23:34 PM  
1 vote:
There is no word on his condition at this time.

But is he being charged?
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