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(Oregon Live)   Driving your Land Rover drunk at 90-100mph is no way to go through some guy's living room, dining room and two bedrooms, son   ( oregonlive.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, southeast, Greg Buckland, car accidents  
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3953 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Jan 2013 at 12:13 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-20 01:02:23 PM  
2 votes:

Slappajo: Time to ban automobiles that go over 70 mph. No need for a vehicle to be able to do 90-100 mph.

If only the house had a concealed drunk speeding in a Land Rover of its own, it could have defended itself.
2013-01-20 12:56:22 PM  
1 vote:

Rapmaster2000: The most shocking fact is that someone other than a suburban housewife is driving a Land Rover.

The most shocking fact is that someone was actually able to drive it long enough without it breaking down to accomplish this feat.
2013-01-20 12:52:10 PM  
1 vote:

Day_Old_Dutchie: AgentKGB: Drunk driving through a mall

This place has got everything!

He was just checking to see if the new Oldsmobiles were in early or not.
2013-01-20 12:26:19 PM  
1 vote:
"Buckland feels lucky, though, that the crash didn't happen minutes later, when he'd planned to be watching "Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King" on the living room couch."

Because then he would have wound up as Lord of the SUV Grill.
2013-01-20 12:20:29 PM  
1 vote:
I disagree, subby. Seems like it worked pretty well. Any slower and he would have gotten stuck on the ottoman in the living room.
2013-01-20 12:14:16 PM  
1 vote:
Sure it is. If you're drunk enough you can even just nap right through the whole thing.
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