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(Huffington Post)   Octomom's life starts to imitate the Euro - no matter how many rescue packages you try, it won't stop the inevitable   ( huffingtonpost.com) divider line
    More: Sad, Nadya Suleman, Flo Rida, multiple births, old single, Vivid Entertainment, TMZ, West Park  
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2013-01-20 09:57:24 AM  
4 votes:

Second Try: I'd hit it.

Oompa loompa hoopda dee doo
I wouldn't hit that and neither should you.
2013-01-20 09:29:43 AM  
3 votes:
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The irony of that t-shirt she's wearing is killing me.
2013-01-20 11:09:11 PM  
1 vote:

WhippingBoy: God--: DubyaHater: Can you imagine the size of that vagina? She could carry the stripper pole sideways in that thing.

You realize she never gave birth vaginally?


And if anyone saw that movie, they'd know that it's quite the opposite... curiosity got me, and I went ahead and viewed it (a fast-forward version anyways) and was aghast to see how odd she's built down there, so aside the boobies which are probably her best (if only) asset., she reminded me of the bride of Frankenstein for some reason.
2013-01-20 01:46:25 PM  
1 vote:

FormlessOne: All of this would be fine if she had taken any of that money and used it to develop the skills needed for a career. Instead, she'll keep looking for that next fix, be it real or "celebrity", and folks around her will keep exploiting that need to her detriment.

It's almost as if she thought having 14 kids would keep her famous for the rest of her life. I remember people vilifying her from day one. Those that had sympathy for her have moved on to learning the recipe for sketti.
2013-01-20 12:13:11 PM  
1 vote:

God--: DubyaHater: Can you imagine the size of that vagina? She could carry the stripper pole sideways in that thing.

You realize she never gave birth vaginally?

She wouldnt need to. With 8 babies staring at it her vagina likely tried to escape in either directions while crying uncontrollably.
2013-01-20 11:13:48 AM  
1 vote:
Well, out of curiosity I saw her porn, she had a fake bake tan, and was painted like a circus clown, the cottch was small, but the rest of the body looked like Tijuana tranny.
2013-01-20 10:11:41 AM  
1 vote:

2013-01-20 09:38:32 AM  
1 vote:
No matter what her assets are, there is one part of her body that she seems to keep injuring. For whatever reason, she seems incapable of not shooting herself in the foot. While there have certainly been maggot shysters trying to leech off her sudden fame (Gloria Allred, Dr. Phil, RadarOnline etc), at the same time this woman has had a myriad of opportunities to settle her self and her life. instead, she seems to think she is smart enough to navigate the minefield on her own and make the big score. Then she faceplants again and we get another Octomom headline splashed across the tabloids.

It's a tragedy for the kids. Their lives are in a constant state of flux because a situation that remains unstable for many reasons, not the least of which is Suleman's seeming inability to deal with her responsibilities in a realistic and honest manner.

File this story in the This-Will-Not-End-Well Folder.
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