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(Boing Boing)   Is Velveeta a healthy food choice? "The gooey product has a permanent home in many Americans' panties"   ( boingboing.net) divider line
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9700 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Jan 2013 at 2:13 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-19 02:20:46 PM  
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2013-01-19 02:17:48 PM  
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2013-01-19 12:25:02 PM  
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I didn't realize that that's why they call it vulveeta.
2013-01-19 04:17:58 PM  
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Fark_Guy_Rob: I don't care what people call it, it's amazing. Best Mac and Cheese I've ever had requires lots of it.

I've since left the US and I can't find it, or a proper substitute anywhere. I've tried all sorts of 'real' cheese in various combinations and they don't come close.

Learn to make a roux. And buy decent cheese. Trust me, when you figure it out you'll never look at "cheese foodstufs" ever again.
2013-01-19 03:29:01 PM  
1 vote:
Say what you will at least it melts nicely.
2013-01-19 03:17:38 PM  
1 vote:
"... there's bologna in our slacks..."

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2013-01-19 02:40:28 PM  
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2013-01-19 02:35:09 PM  
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GRCooper: dillenger69: Velveeta is "cheese food". It's not cheese. It's what they feed to cheese.

Bzzzt. It's processed cheese. That process is this: whey, seperated from the curds, is added back into the curds using salt.

Other "processed" cheese: feta, boursin ...

Hate it for taste if you like, but it's cheese.

In the US it can't be marketed as cheese, or even processed cheese. It has to be called "cheese product". So, technically not cheese, at least not in the US.
2013-01-19 02:28:19 PM  
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Nina Haagen Dazs: L.D. Ablo: I prefer Miracle Whip in my panties.

Tartar sauce for me please.

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/yes I'm aware they spell it 'Tardar'.
2013-01-19 02:27:53 PM  
1 vote:
You mean you don't have Velveeta in your panties? Really? **Looks around** Oh.....Ummmm....Ok, I'll be right back....
2013-01-19 02:21:29 PM  
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Krymson Tyde: Sounds like a lot of Americans need a round or two of antibiotics.

Hey, if I can scoop it out and cook it up why fix it?
2013-01-19 01:05:14 PM  
1 vote:
Sounds like a lot of Americans need a round or two of antibiotics.
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