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(Today)   Stupid people to continue naming their stupid babies after stupid actors with stupid names   ( divider line
    More: Stupid, Hollywood, baby names, stupidity, Jump Street, Dr. Frankenstein, Never Back Down, Chord Overstreet, first names  
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10870 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Jan 2013 at 8:49 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-19 09:00:29 AM  
3 votes:

Nem Wan: Does naming kids after ancestors not occur to people anymore?

Sure but who wants to go through like as Rachael Douchedóttir?
2013-01-19 12:30:13 PM  
2 votes:

Nem Wan: Does naming kids after ancestors not occur to people anymore?

Well, you can't name them before ancestors....
2013-01-19 09:34:03 AM  
2 votes:
Chord? I sooner name my child Shart.
2013-01-19 09:06:21 AM  
2 votes:
My first born shall be named Sir Peter O'Toole Johnson Penispenispenis.
2013-01-19 03:00:10 PM  
1 vote:
A so-many-greats-uncle of my spouse was named Ocean Bacon Prime (go ahead, look it up).

I was looking through records the other day and find where someones name was Pink Plaid.

Even our current president was named after Saddam Hussein.
2013-01-19 02:09:25 PM  
1 vote:
The popularity of MacKenzie as a girls name has inspired me to be a trendsetter and name my daughter Leibowitz. Leibowitz Caidyn Renesmee Manatee. I think it has a certain ring to it.
d23 [BareFark]
2013-01-19 11:13:00 AM  
1 vote:

willicus: When it came time to name our kid, Mrs. willicus and I had one rule: It must not look stupid on a resumé.

I understand where you are coming from, but I am not going to let assholes from H.R. determine what I name my kid. They control too much already.
2013-01-19 10:41:44 AM  
1 vote:
Sometimes, movies ruin a family name. 
My Grandfather was named Forrest. Thanks to the movie, that name is not a viable name anymore, as everyone would think the boy was named for the movie and not the great man who took on 6 kids and raised them as his own.

So, we went with his last name for a daughter, instead. Rose.

/The boy who would be Forrest, runs. He runs cross country, track and plays soccer. 
//We'd be yelling "Run, Forrest!"
2013-01-19 10:22:21 AM  
1 vote:
Yeah - this is so much more stupid than naming kids after people in a mystical book
2013-01-19 09:51:14 AM  
1 vote:

mhd: Kord?

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2013-01-19 09:29:27 AM  
1 vote:
You might go by your nickname too, if your full name, Armand Hammer, was associated with your famous same-named oil tycoon/philanthropist great-grandfather.

And who got so tired of people asking him if he was associated with Arm&Hammer Baking Soda that he simply bought the company that makes it.
2013-01-19 09:16:32 AM  
1 vote:
Nursing homes, decades down the road, filled with Kaleb's, Joshua's, Brittany's, Ashley's ...
2013-01-19 09:11:27 AM  
1 vote:
Neighbor named her kids "Misty Dawn" and "Coral Reef". I thought those were bad enough.
2013-01-19 09:02:50 AM  
1 vote:
We changed our last name to Latrine.
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