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(Daily Mail)   Is Mel Gibson the biological father of Jodie Foster's kids? I guess it's possible. I heard he did good work on her Beaver. I wouldn't know. I haven't seen it   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
    More: Unlikely, Jodie Foster, Mel Gibson, sperm donors  
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2013-01-19 11:31:24 AM  
8 votes:
It's sad. No matter what happens they'll always be.................wait for it:

Foster children.

/drinking early.
2013-01-19 07:20:04 PM  
7 votes:
Good nutrition's given them some length of bone, but they"re not more than one generation from poor white trash.
2013-01-19 06:01:44 PM  
4 votes:
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I'm farkin' calling it, biatches! We're all thinking it!
2013-01-19 01:56:48 PM  
4 votes:
The father is Hannibal Lecter. They cut it out of the movie though, you have to read the book.
2013-01-19 02:52:15 PM  
3 votes:

you are a puppet: The father is Hannibal Lecter. They cut it out of the movie though, you have to read the book.

He ate her pussy... with a nice chianti.
2013-01-19 02:21:07 PM  
3 votes:

CigaretteSmokingMan: Hasn't everybody known that she's gay for years?

Actually I think she has been gay her entire life.
2013-01-19 10:38:55 AM  
3 votes:
2013-01-19 05:41:12 AM  
3 votes:
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2013-01-19 12:09:24 PM  
2 votes:

strangeguitar: It's sad. No matter what happens they'll always be.................wait for it:

Foster children.

/drinking early.

2013-01-19 09:49:14 AM  
2 votes:
In the Golden Globes thread somebody did a James Wood side-by-side; it was eery.
2013-01-19 07:04:44 AM  
2 votes:
an unnamed 'amateur genealogist' who said that Miss Foster's kids 'look like Gibson, but blonder'.

That could well be the most amazing bit of journalism we've ever seen.
2013-01-19 10:35:41 PM  
1 vote:

Given how private she is, I think it's far more likely that the donor is someone she knows well. Probably a close friend, maybe gay, and likely not involved in the film industry, unless it's behind the scenes.

HOW PRIVATE SHE IS????????  Private? Really? She went on television in front of hundreds of millions of people and she named her lesbian lover and the mother of her children. She showed the faces of her children to those hundreds of millions of people. She told the world about her mother with Alzheimers. She told the world she was single.

That's private?
That's a hypocrite.
2013-01-19 08:27:44 PM  
1 vote:
Foster is too intelligent and discreet to do anything but find a completely anonymous donor through the normal means. I do think the boys have the same genetic father, but I don't think anyone will know who he was outside of probably being a medical student somewhere out in Horse Country.
2013-01-19 06:42:54 PM  
1 vote:
Older son looks like Peyton Manning.
2013-01-19 01:15:35 PM  
1 vote:

cryinoutloud: She is the biological mom. I had to look that up, I don't ever remember her being pregnant.

Either baby bump or big meal
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2013-01-19 01:02:58 PM  
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2013-01-19 11:56:28 AM  
1 vote:

Repo Man: The Beaver, recut (NSFW).

I'm in awe. That's a good mash up.
2013-01-19 10:29:50 AM  
1 vote:
*Mel comes home to see his daughter and her girlfriend waiting for him*

"Hey there, sugarclits!"
2013-01-19 08:06:23 AM  
1 vote:
For comparison

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