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(KPTV Portland)   Apparently if you ask nicely Joe Biden will call your daughter to wish her a happy birthday   ( kptv.com) divider line
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2013-01-19 05:40:14 AM  
6 votes:
I love the fact that Joe Biden just happen to be at her mother's house.

"Happy Birthday! I just got done banging your mom!"
2013-01-19 08:21:37 AM  
2 votes:
I have some extra derpy Republican friends with birthdays coming up.

Who do I need to ask?
2013-01-19 11:35:53 AM  
1 vote:
"Have a big farking birthday!" - Joe Biden
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