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(TMZ)   David Blaine claims he didn't cheat on his fiancée because they were on a break and he was just trying out a new trick   ( tmz.com) divider line
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2013-01-19 01:59:20 AM  
Illusion, subby. A trick is something a whore does for money... oh wait.
2013-01-19 07:09:44 AM  
2013-01-19 07:50:57 AM  
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2013-01-19 10:09:51 AM  
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2013-01-19 10:11:20 AM  
2013-01-19 10:29:59 AM  

farkingismybusiness: Illusion, subby. A trick is something a whore does for money... oh wait.

Well, there goes my joke.
2013-01-19 10:32:53 AM  
To whore.
2013-01-19 10:34:51 AM  
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2013-01-19 10:38:54 AM  
2013-01-19 10:57:21 AM  
Watch me make my pants... disappear!  Ta da!
2013-01-19 10:58:35 AM  
Cheeseits! Cheeseits! Cheeseits!
2013-01-19 11:20:44 AM  
I like that he was at Club 46 in farking Totowa, NJ.

2013-01-19 11:35:40 AM  
Voodoo Dick, her ass!
2013-01-19 12:20:45 PM  
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2013-01-19 12:20:47 PM  
That episode contains one of the great grammar nazi moments of all time."Y-o-u apostrophe r-e is 'You are'...Y-O-U-R is YOUR"
2013-01-19 01:26:47 PM  
Lesson Learned:
The person who asks for a break, means it is ONLY for them.

/my philosophy...if you ask for a break, say bye...forever.
2013-01-19 01:31:28 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: To whore.

2013-01-19 01:51:04 PM  
Came for friends, leaving twice as happy.
2013-01-19 04:44:49 PM  

Bob The Nob: Cheeseits! Cheeseits! Cheeseits!

Get away from us, you demon!
2013-01-19 06:31:44 PM  
Why don't they get Leonardo DiCaprio to interview him about this? They can sit on some stairs and not face each other again.

Seriously what was with that? I assume everyone knows what I'm talking about, they replayed that special every month for like seriously 7 years.
2013-01-19 11:28:22 PM  
Considering that he asked out the booth girls that I worked with at CES last week (his "business card" is a Jack of Spades with his e-mail address wrapped around the middle... yep), I'll go ahead and call bullshiat.
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