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(WFTV Orlando)   Good rule of thumb: Don't bite off the one belonging to your girlfriend   ( wftv.com) divider line
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3544 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Jan 2013 at 5:39 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-18 05:43:36 PM  
I said take me to Taco Bell, not Canna Bell.
2013-01-18 05:46:06 PM  
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That's NOT what the "Rule of Thumb" means, dumbass!
2013-01-18 05:47:12 PM  
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2013-01-18 05:58:33 PM  
It's thumbthing in the way she moves.
2013-01-18 06:09:24 PM  
Good thing it wasn't the rule of the wrist.
2013-01-18 06:12:33 PM  
Maybe he was flipping off a Capulet.
2013-01-18 06:14:30 PM  
Do you bite your thumb at me?
2013-01-18 06:17:42 PM  
spit it out on the floorboard???

I guess he...

***puts on sunglasses***

bit off more than he could chew.
2013-01-18 06:28:30 PM  
Siskel & Ebert disapprove.
2013-01-18 06:38:41 PM  
2013-01-18 07:08:32 PM  
So girls, the lesson you've learned here is not to stick your thumb in your boyfriend's mouth.
2013-01-18 07:22:10 PM  
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2013-01-18 07:22:53 PM  

Onkel Buck: boondocksaints.jpg

now see that just ruins it...

/don't be lazy
2013-01-18 07:30:07 PM  
Gunna be pretty hard to roll a proper burrito with one thumb missing.
2013-01-18 07:57:22 PM  

Flragnararch: Onkel Buck: boondocksaints.jpg
now see that just ruins it...

/don't be lazy

It was so obvious that I didnt think I would have time to post it by generating an HTML code, my hotlnking skills are zero. I know it's terribly lazy way to be fir...furs....phurst ...on something, (I didnt wanna get filterpwned) there. But I'll try harder next time coach, OK?
2013-01-18 08:14:57 PM  
What could she have done or said that would leave him chomping at the bit?
2013-01-18 08:42:16 PM  
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2013-01-18 09:43:11 PM  

Indubitably: Keep your thumbs.

They are literally what separates some of you from ape-like status.


She should safeguard her other three?
2013-01-19 02:38:31 PM  
Here is all you need to know about Palm Bay, FL:
http://palmbaytheanusofcentralfla.blogspot.com/2010/03/100-things-to- d o-in-palm-bay.html
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