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(Detroit Free Press)   Gonna get shot now. YOLO   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, yolo, Facebook, flatbed trucks, Michigan State Police, woman told, arsons, paroles  
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13090 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Jan 2013 at 9:48 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-18 09:39:49 AM  
7 votes:
The Ford Escape is a LIE!
2013-01-18 11:58:31 AM  
3 votes:
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2013-01-18 10:46:39 AM  
3 votes:
ok brains are coming out
2013-01-18 10:06:38 AM  
3 votes:
I have a feeling I'm not getting the "lesson" here. What exactly needs to be controlled or banned because of this situation? SUV's? Gas cans? Flat-bed trucks? Rape? Rape-Rape? "Legitimate" rape? Rape-rape-rape?
2013-01-18 06:50:24 AM  
3 votes:
"I've been in this community for 35 years," said Central Michigan University Police Chief Bill Yeagley. "I don't remember anything like this."

Odd, so I am guessing Facebook was not around 35 years ago?
2013-01-18 11:10:22 AM  
2 votes:
That dude should know, texting while driving is against the law here in Michigan.

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Explains why the troopers shot the guy.
2013-01-18 09:51:13 AM  
2 votes:
Police say Eric Ramsey, 30, of Mt. Pleasant went on a rampage Wednesday. He kidnapped and raped a college student, set a house on fire, stole a truck and fled before being shot dead by authorities.

At least the story ended well.
2013-01-18 03:03:55 PM  
1 vote:
This is bad digital ettiquite according to Randi Zuckerberg.
2013-01-18 01:54:55 PM  
1 vote:

bmwericus: Hm a crazy felon with a gun. How many laws were violated before he grabbed the poor girl?

Where did the dead loser get a gun? gun show? Stolen?

Eric Holder.

/or so i'm told...
2013-01-18 11:30:00 AM  
1 vote:
Is it just me or does YOLO seem to be an abridged short hand for "You Only Live Once, So Lets Go Ahead And Get It Over With."

Or is it some kind of planking thing where you make a ridiculously obvious statement and then try to prove it.

It's certainly lost any deep existential meaning it may have ever had due to it's use in recent years.
2013-01-18 10:50:28 AM  
1 vote:

ciberido: People do not always act in the most rational manner when a gun is pointed at them. But of course, I am sure that if that happened to YOU, you would ninja-kick the gun right out of his hands.

Break the wrist and walk away.

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2013-01-18 10:44:08 AM  
1 vote:
He probably could've gotten away if he hadn't hit that cop car.

Rickenbacker: How about we keep those who committed violent crimes in prison? Quit giving guys like this parole.

You can't just life sentence every violent offender. Where would we keep the small-time weed dealers?
2013-01-18 10:29:27 AM  
1 vote:
Guns tragically cut down another innocent child. Well, not super innocent and not super young but definitely stats worthy.
2013-01-18 09:58:59 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-01-18 09:58:18 AM  
1 vote:
Article's headline is confusing. CMU student's night of terror ended in rape and escape. CMU student's rapist's night of EXTREME SPEED DATING ended with a Facebook post and a shot.
2013-01-18 09:53:51 AM  
1 vote:

jehovahs witness protection: The Ford Escape is a LIE!

Well, the girl escaped from the vehicle by jumping out while it was moving, so there's that.
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