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(SFGate)   Actual headline: Cross-dressing meth priest liked sex in the rectory   ( sfgate.com) divider line
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2013-01-18 01:04:44 AM  
7 votes:
Well, it's moister in the cloister.
2013-01-18 01:59:04 AM  
4 votes:
I'm just wondering: If your work uniform consists of a fabulously ornamental gown embroidered with wild color and accessories that would make RuPaul envious, you perform daily on a stage-like structure, accompanied by two young men wearing lacy shawls over their black linen robes who ring bells, burn incense, and fetch wine for you, in front of a statue of a nearly-naked guy, why the hell do you crossdress? To stay in touch with your manhood?

/gonna be puzzled by that one all night.
//hopefully help me not think about the SPIDER THREAD...
2013-01-18 02:52:37 AM  
3 votes:

Gyrfalcon: Meth is a religion now?

Or rather, meth is a recognized religion now?

Ever since the 18th century, yes.

/Just ask John & Charles Wesley.
2013-01-18 12:10:51 AM  
3 votes:
What was the Vatican's cut?
2013-01-18 12:08:37 AM  
3 votes:
What kind of meat does a priest eat on Friday?
2013-01-18 12:05:40 AM  
3 votes:
In before ghastly
2013-01-18 12:04:37 AM  
3 votes:
Rectum? Damn near killed 'email.
2013-01-18 08:00:04 AM  
2 votes:
Sounds like the priest caught a bad case of Supertelevangelistic Sex-and-Drugs Psychosis.
2013-01-18 01:26:44 AM  
2 votes:
That's methed up!
2013-01-18 01:05:01 AM  
2 votes:

Iggie: I thought it was Catholic girls in the rectory basement...

I thought it was Colonel Mustard, in the library, with a candlestick
2013-01-18 12:14:40 AM  
2 votes:
This is the body of Christina take and eat.  TAKE IT!  TAKE IT!  TAKE IT! TAKE IT! TAKE IT!
2013-01-18 12:05:56 AM  
2 votes:
I've said it before and I'll say it again: this is the sort of thing that gives us normal crossdressers a bad name.
2013-01-18 09:18:06 AM  
1 vote:

Melquiades: I've said it before and I'll say it again: this is the sort of thing that gives us normal crossdressers a bad name.

So, you're more an executive transvestite, rather than a weirdo transvestite?

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2013-01-18 05:08:09 AM  
1 vote:
ftfa: In addition, diocese officials found bizarre sex toys in Wallin's residence, the sources said.

Just how bizarre are we talking? You can't just leave us hanging here.

/the Monsignor may have been equipped to do so, however
2013-01-18 03:53:51 AM  
1 vote:
Hope he cleaned the organ between hymns.
2013-01-18 03:27:55 AM  
1 vote:
2013-01-18 02:26:44 AM  
1 vote:
So, when will he appear in the cover of Vanity Fair? It sounds like he has a much more natural and serene relationship with women than the other one.
2013-01-18 01:40:06 AM  
1 vote:

Scaevola: Uchiha_Cycliste: Scaevola: Uchiha_Cycliste: skinink: "There is an evil invading our world and it has come to our church," said Maria Spencer-Fonseca..."

I guess she doesn't know her Bible, since evil has been in our world since Eve ate the apple then temped Adam to do the same.

Technically Eve did nothing wrong, God never told her not to eat the apple. The shiat hit the fan when Adam ate it.

It's not even an apple. The Hebrew just has fruit: פרי. It was medieval Christians who said it was an apple, because in Latin, the word "malum" means both "apple" and "evil."

The more you know...

You've won this round of trivial pedantry, but I'll be back! BUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAhhahaha!

The sad part is that this kind of caca is how I earn my living.

trivial pedantry? hmmm... lawyer?
2013-01-18 01:29:47 AM  
1 vote:

DreamyAltarBoy: fusillade762: DreamyAltarBoy: Duck_of_Doom: Bwahahaaa! He was former pastor at at my mom's uber-Catholic cousin's church. She called earlier in the evening to tell us the news.

Love how he had a porn shop in North Haven. That's the least disturbing part of the whole article.

Regarding his cross-dressing and entertaining men: Diocese officials consulted lawyers about the situation and were assured none of Wallin's behavior appeared illegal. While it may be legal, that probably goes against a few vows he took, and should have earned him a stern talking-to by the bishop.

Perhaps the bishop should bend him over his knee as an act of corporal mercy and justice.

I thought that's what everyone knew "a stern talking-to by the bishop" meant?

It's usually the Jesuits with the flagellation, isn't it?

A good flogging Yup he'll be flogged by the bishop.
2013-01-18 12:54:31 AM  
1 vote:
Can we stop kissing up to every dipsh*t with a black dress and a white collar, now? I mean, can we?
2013-01-18 12:48:48 AM  
1 vote:
Answer for The Great Karnack: Religion.

Question: What is the cause of WAR and human strife?

/ Did I forget stupidity and mass mind melting
2013-01-18 12:17:20 AM  
1 vote:
I just laughed 100 bicentennial Beam out of my nose.

Now I has a sad.
2013-01-18 12:08:01 AM  
1 vote:
I'd have to be on meth to consider taking it in the rectory.

And this part sounds kinda shocking

At one point, Wallin was selling upwards of $9,000 of meth a week, according to his indictment.

Until you read a bit further

They said the informant had met Wallin at a party in early 2012 and struck up an agreement for Wallin to sell the informant six ounces of the drug a week for a total of $9,000.
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