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(ABC Local)   Woman gives birth to healthy baby boy at Yankee Stadium subway stop. Yankees immediately charge the baby $35 for parking, $48 for an upper-deck seat, $26 for a Jeter onesie and $12 for formula   ( abclocal.go.com) divider line
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2013-01-18 03:06:56 AM  
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2013-01-18 10:54:13 AM  
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"We move all the chairs. I put garbage bags on the floor we got everybody's coats. We threw it in the floor. We took of her cloths and the head was out," Officer Janelli Garcia said.

"The baby cried and we went from scared to elated to a relief," Officer Vargas Benitez said.

Who the hell reviewed the copy on this Pulitzer Prize piece? Did they set us up the bomb afterward too?
2013-01-18 03:39:14 AM  
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crack-fiend: I was not aware that Skeletor's daughter was a newscaster.

Me neither. Let's touch penises.
2013-01-18 03:34:51 AM  
1 vote:
I was not aware that Skeletor's daughter was a newscaster.
2013-01-18 02:44:03 AM  
1 vote:
Somehow, even after reading the headline three times, I still read it as, "Wolfman gives birth"...  I think the Nyquil is kicking in,
2013-01-18 02:23:42 AM  
1 vote:
Being born in Yankee Stadium is like being reincarnated after being Hitler's butler.
2013-01-18 01:59:03 AM  
1 vote:
$12 for formula Joba Breast Milk.
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