skwerl: Just throw half the bread away.
Jument: won't the drone Sandwich Artist put on less toppings?
Curse of the Goth Kids: I'm pretty sure 911 will be called about this in the near future.
rev. dave: I prefer making my own.Deli meats, cheese, big fat tomato slices, mustard mayo. Maybe some pickled peppers and muffuletta.Really guys, sandwiches are not hard. Best made by the consumer. You know what you want.If I want something from a store I go to Publix. They have really good sandwiches.
joeflood: People, people, I have to tell you something. I'm fuming mad. Seriously, I'm peeved. I went to Chick-fil-a today and ordered a #1 value-sized, because I've got to have large fries, all the time. That's not important. What is important is that they are supposed to put on slice of pickle on the sandwich. It's so enshrined in their corporate philosophy that the sticker for the sandwiches that have no pickle actually say "NO PICKLE". So I opened up my sandwich after I bought it to count the single solitary pickle but was left aghast by what was on the sandwich. Not one, not none, not even two, but THREE. THREE WHOLE SLICES of pickle! It was disgusting. Never before have I been so humiliated as I was at lunch today. I didn't even have the stomach to complain to the manager.
Biledriver: Jesus, for farking real? Just shut up and eat your damn sammich.
The Angry Hand of God: I told my girlfriend I was going to give her twelve inches, but I would have to put it in twice. She dumped me after she told me it was more like three times.
Supes: I'd be okay there's some leeway with natural variation to the bread rising... as long as they're within an inch one way or the other I think it's okay. Now if they go down to 10 inches, it's a whole different story.
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Five-dollar footWRONG!*maniacal laughter*
Contrabulous Flabtraption: Every subway sandwich tastes identical regardless of what you have them put on it
optikeye: Subway started sucking when they stopped doing the "V" cut in the bread. Something about that made the sandwich for me. None of the topping would eject out of it while eating.
Curt Blizzah: CSB threadjack:Years ago, I got high in the back of a Subway shop (where my buddy worked) with a couple Harlem Globetrotters./continue on
Znuh: This is everywhere, this quiet elevation of cost.
moefuggenbrew: Kid was twice the worker this man is yet will never see 1/1,000th of the pay check. Sad sad economic system we have.
ModernLuddite: Food should never be measured in feet. This is why we're all so fat.
HotIgneous Intruder: /Americans are farking shrewish, peevish, entitled shiatheads.
NightOwl2255: bratchaman: I seriously weep for the human race here in the US.FTA: The controversy began earlier this week when an Australian man posted a photo on the company's Facebook page of his footlong sub alongside a measuring tape that read 11 inches...Yep, it's all Americans fault.
strangeguitar: Contrabulous Flabtraption: Every subway sandwich tastes identical regardless of what you have them put on itThey keep the meat slices in water for fark's sake! I know it's less expensive than a freshly made deli hoagie, but goddamnit! have some farking respect for yourself./Primo's in Philly area is pretty good.
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