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(SanDiego UnionTribune)   Man arranges to meet woman in public park at 11PM. You'll never guess what happens next   ( utsandiego.com) divider line
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The Angry Hand of God
2013-01-17 11:22:19 AM  
6 votes:
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Ensnared Wit
2013-01-17 12:08:33 PM  
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Confucius Say: Is good for man to meet woman in park, but is better for man to park meat in woman!
Orgasmatron138
2013-01-17 11:16:08 AM  
4 votes:
He fixes the cable?
Christian Bale
2013-01-17 11:38:27 AM  
3 votes:
If he'd been carrying a bat, or a bystander had been carrying a bat, this would have been prevented. This means we must encourage everyone carry a bat at all times. And all types of bats must be allowed, for example bats with steel spikes on them.
An on-deck society is a polite society.
DeathCipris
2013-01-17 11:28:15 AM  
3 votes:
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iggyskuz
2013-01-17 11:15:43 AM  
3 votes:
something that manti teo hasnt done?
gja
2013-01-17 11:14:50 AM  
3 votes:
I guess he joined the club
Mock26
2013-01-17 01:47:45 PM  
2 votes:
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Brick-House
2013-01-17 11:47:12 AM  
2 votes:
Did NAZI that coming...

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Mr Guy
2013-01-17 11:19:54 AM  
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One batty batty, two batty batty, ah ah ah.
Solid State Vittles
2013-01-17 11:15:22 AM  
2 votes:
Apparently he wasn't a Padre.
offmymeds
2013-01-17 12:50:00 PM  
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"Do you see, Ralphie? Do you see what happens when you fark a stranger in the Alps?"
The My Little Pony Killer
2013-01-17 12:28:06 PM  
1 vote:

99.998er: Please! I beg of you Farkers...stop with the "ban assault bats/hammers/knives or whatever" references. We get it! We have heard them like a million times. Really wasn't cute at first, but now it is just stupid. Please try to come up with something a little more original.


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99.998er
2013-01-17 12:08:34 PM  
1 vote:
Please! I beg of you Farkers...stop with the "ban assault bats/hammers/knives or whatever" references. We get it! We have heard them like a million times. Really wasn't cute at first, but now it is just stupid. Please try to come up with something a little more original.
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2013-01-17 11:25:24 AM  
1 vote:

give me doughnuts: He fixes the cable?



Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
the money is in the banana stand
2013-01-17 11:22:45 AM  
1 vote:
When will bat violence end!

23 Points for stopping bat violence

1) Assault Bats made of metal are now banned
2) Assault Bats with grips over 10 inches are now banned
3) Research on Bat Violence is now off hold and will be funded
4) Bat Safety courses will be mandatory
....
tricycleracer
2013-01-17 11:22:07 AM  
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2013-01-17 11:21:46 AM  
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Satanic_Hamster [TotalFark]
2013-01-17 11:20:51 AM  
1 vote:

WhoopAssWayne: ASSAULT BATS MUST BE BANNED!


In all seriously, he shouldn't have stopped at that park; it was in bat country.
WhoopAssWayne
2013-01-17 11:19:25 AM  
1 vote:
ASSAULT BATS MUST BE BANNED!
 
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