99.998er: Please! I beg of you Farkers...stop with the "ban assault bats/hammers/knives or whatever" references. We get it! We have heard them like a million times. Really wasn't cute at first, but now it is just stupid. Please try to come up with something a little more original.
give me doughnuts: He fixes the cable?
WhoopAssWayne: ASSAULT BATS MUST BE BANNED!
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