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(Yahoo)   $4,000 golden vibrator stolen in armed Brazil heist has police buzzing   ( divider line
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8143 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Jan 2013 at 12:12 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-17 12:12:15 PM  
10 votes:
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A a golden vibrator!

Yippie, I get to see Willa Wanka's Fudge Factory!

Cause I got a golden dingdong!

*breaks into song and dance*

I never had a chance to shine!
Never a happy song to sing
But suddenly this schlong of mine
What an amazing thing!

The world around me is abuzz
like an elevator trip to Mars!
This golden shiny realistic schlong
is my ticket to the stars!

'Cause I've got a golden dingdong!
2013-01-17 12:15:19 PM  
8 votes:
I'm sure it's not solid gold. Probably just a gildo.
2013-01-17 11:34:46 AM  
7 votes:
Looks like some invented an artificial way to come into money.
2013-01-17 12:00:27 PM  
5 votes:
Spending that much money on a vibrator sounds like a dildon't.

/but seriously folks...
2013-01-17 01:00:09 PM  
2 votes:
Something smells fishy about this story.
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-01-17 11:43:56 AM  
2 votes:
Gold plated?  Sounds like a cold case.
2013-01-17 08:21:51 PM  
1 vote:
Someone, somewhere, is getting a golden goose tonight.
2013-01-17 07:56:33 PM  
1 vote:
The new bond film:

The Girl with the Golden Dong.
2013-01-17 04:41:47 PM  
1 vote:
Au... My... God!!!
2013-01-17 04:26:21 PM  
1 vote:
He ran with it through the cemetery, through the woods and up the foggy dark hillside, back to his castle. He took it & hid it deep in the secret safe. The safe that no-one else had ever known about, not even his beloved wife.

After all his hard work digging & his wild uphill running, he found himself exhausted. He sat in his chair, the chair he always sat in for afternoon tea & quickly fell asleep.
But he awoke to a sound
(voice in a sing-song whisper)
"Who's got My Golden Vibratoooorr?"
2013-01-17 03:38:52 PM  
1 vote:

cig-mkr: Nothing says love like a gold plated dildo.

Or platinum.

But even more rare....

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2013-01-17 02:40:28 PM  
1 vote:
it's a $4000 golden dildo. Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a $4000 golden dildo. We have to use the indefinite article, "a $4000 golden dildo", never ... your $4000 golden dildo.
2013-01-17 02:31:31 PM  
1 vote:
Was this a regular dildo, or an assault dildo?
2013-01-17 01:41:57 PM  
1 vote:
The purchase of such an item makes the item itself redundant. Drop 4k on a dill and you already got shafted.
2013-01-17 01:28:56 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-01-17 01:19:12 PM  
1 vote:
Damn, I forgot the charger.
2013-01-17 12:39:27 PM  
1 vote:
So that's what Obama's secret service detail was looking for at those whorehouses!
2013-01-17 12:26:49 PM  
1 vote:
Nathan Arizona Sr.: Eight hundred leaf-tables and no chairs? You can't sell leaf-tables and no chairs. Chairs, you got a dinette set. No chairs, you got d*ck!

Vanessa Baldini: Gold plated vibrator and no charger? You can't steal a gold plated vibrator and no charger. Charger you got an orgasm machine. No charger, all you get is a d*ck
2013-01-17 12:21:38 PM  
1 vote:
I wonder where he's hiding it.... no I don't
2013-01-17 12:19:31 PM  
1 vote:
The theft has left investigators stumped. They will have to strap-on their thinking hats and do some real detective work.
2013-01-17 12:17:55 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-01-17 12:16:21 PM  
1 vote:

Nothing To See Here: Looks like some invented an artificial way to come into money.

Wouldn't that be a better way to describe a golden fleshlight?
2013-01-17 12:15:16 PM  
1 vote:
Property of GoldMember?
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