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(NBC News)   Thousands prepare to flee as lava lake in volcano reaches record level. And by flee, I mean "treat it as the tourist attraction it is"   ( divider line
    More: Cool, Kilauea, Kilauea, Hawaii, Hawaii, U.S. Geological Survey, lakes  
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12497 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Jan 2013 at 11:48 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-16 09:33:25 PM  
2 votes:

/we're going to need a long-time TFer to volunteer to go over there and sacrifice themselves
//only place we'll find a virgin on this short notice
2013-01-16 09:22:44 PM  
2 votes:

sno man: wouldn't that be an Equator Bear?

That's what the chunky henchman fell on at the end of the Bizarro Universe's version of Road House.
2013-01-17 02:35:53 AM  
1 vote:

The Irresponsible Captain: So, should "Lava Lake" or "Slab Thurndrehammer" be my porn name.

I'd say "Slab Thurnder Lake"

Has more meat to it ;)
2013-01-17 01:27:54 AM  
1 vote:
Maybe it's juvenile, but one of my quests in life is to piss on lava. Okay, it's juvenile.
2013-01-16 11:52:45 PM  
1 vote:
Excellent. I've been looking for a new source of lava to fuel my ever growing lamp business.
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