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(NBC News)   Thousands prepare to flee as lava lake in volcano reaches record level. And by flee, I mean "treat it as the tourist attraction it is"   ( science.nbcnews.com) divider line
    More: Cool, Kilauea, Kilauea, Hawaii, Hawaii, U.S. Geological Survey, lakes  
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2013-01-17 01:27:54 AM  
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Maybe it's juvenile, but one of my quests in life is to piss on lava. Okay, it's juvenile.
2013-01-16 11:57:21 PM  
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ajgeek: Damn, 'nother beautiful well endowed virgin getting sacrificed today..

Best cartoon ever, the high priest looking down at the extremely well endowed maiden they've brought him to sacrifice and says, the gods could never be this angry.
2013-01-16 10:45:01 PM  
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If it's a shield volcano, why the hell not?
2013-01-16 09:52:29 PM  
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MaudlinMutantMollusk: Great...

/we're going to need a long-time TFer to volunteer to go over there and sacrifice themselves
//only place we'll find a virgin on this short notice

Sadly I procreated before Fark existed, so I don't qualify, but I can give a ride to whoever you send over - it's about a half-hour or so drive for me.  Great place to hang out late at night while wondering whether life is worth it.  Here's a pic from about 10 weeks ago.

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/"Go to hell," you say?  Okay, I'll be right over...
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