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(Sun Sentinel)   The last thing you expect when visiting a friend is that he would stab you in the back, force you to strip, and get into a bathtub. Unless, of course, you're in Fort Lauderdale   ( sun-sentinel.com) divider line
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2013-01-16 09:54:20 PM  
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If 'stabbed in the back' is a euphemism for buttsex, then, well, it sounds like it could have been a good time.
2013-01-17 02:52:21 PM  
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Captain Horatio Mindblower: Farking conjunctions, how do they work?

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2013-01-16 09:44:59 PM  
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Barfmaker: To be fair, that's not actually the last thing I expect.

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2013-01-16 09:38:08 PM  
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Was one of his kidneys gone?
2013-01-16 08:48:48 PM  
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During a struggle, Benton suffered cuts on his hands, was stabbed twice in his back and hit on the head with a bottle of vodka, the report said.

I'm not a drinking man, and I can tell you that that's just wasteful.
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