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5125 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Nov 2001 at 12:30 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-11-25 12:35:00 PM  
You've got to fight for your right to own a beastie boys action figure.
2001-11-25 12:36:51 PM  
No sleep till... Toys'R Us
2001-11-25 12:39:26 PM  
I'm taking doody rhymes to a brand new height
I shine on the mic like UltraBrite
Created a monster with these rhymes I write
Goatee metal rap please say goodnight
Now here's a little something that you might not like
My dj's name is Mix Master Mike
It's a real pity that you people got to bite
But I could understand because he sounds so nice
Reading you the news cause I'm Country Mike
Use a microphone like Shazam uses tights
Try to keep clear of that hate and spite
So I keep my mind still like the still of night
Now who in the world do you want to fight
It's against the system that we should unite
Homophobics ain't alright
If you larn to love then you might love life
2001-11-25 12:56:51 PM  
"Goatee metal rap please say goodnight "

Amen brutha! Rap-metal is the new hair-metal......
2001-11-25 01:06:31 PM  
Doesn't it kind of defeat the purpose of EBay if larger companies can sell their surplus on it? THe Beasties are cool, but should Grand Royal be allowed to sell directly like that? Isn't that just turning Ebay into another online shopping mall?

Sorry to complain. The action figures are coo'.
2001-11-25 01:37:20 PM  
$1,000? Fark, I can't afford that!
2001-11-25 01:52:46 PM  
I'm sorry, but if the Beastie Boys have their own action figures then the terrorists have already won.
2001-11-25 01:57:23 PM  
I just remembered, I believe I read a few months a ago that Grand Royal was folding, so isn't this a going out of business sale?
2001-11-25 02:20:10 PM  
Klingon Love God : Grand Royal is no more. they called it quits earlier this year.
2001-11-25 02:20:23 PM  
If they had 'em in the "Sabotage" outfits,that would be cool...great video!
2001-11-25 02:43:36 PM  
that is too cool!
2001-11-25 03:09:49 PM  
Back in the day, when I first heard "Beastie Boys", I thought it was some kind of homo beastiality cult.
2001-11-25 03:13:41 PM  
The Beastie Boys are superior musicians because they promote peace and critical thinking in their music. THey are also very creative artists. THats why I like them, and I'd be happy to buy some beastie action figures, except I'm broke and pot comes first, sorry.
2001-11-25 03:35:25 PM  
Here's the grand royal records going out of business sale:
2001-11-25 04:33:59 PM  
I'd rather have a Britney Spears "action" figure
2001-11-25 05:25:55 PM  
Their music is only less hideious when compared to the dolls.
2001-11-25 07:04:00 PM  
I'd rather buy the lint.
2001-11-25 08:09:47 PM  
I've said it before, I'll say it again.

Farkin' Christ, I hate eBay.
2001-11-25 08:56:41 PM  
These guys look like they were shopping at Wal Mart last Friday morning. REAL early. UGH!!!
2001-11-25 10:51:07 PM  
Beastie Boys? Cool? Well, they're a fark of a lot closer to cool than the Backdoor Boys or N'Stink, but that's still not saying a lot.

I saw a Jim Morrison action figure for sale in an Electronics Boutique the other day. $7.00. Now THAT was farking badass. You pull the string in the doll's back and it drinks a bottle of scotch and shows you its wiener. Looked a little chunky, too. I guess it was the "later years" Morrison.
2001-11-25 11:17:30 PM  
Doo-dah, doo-dah.
2001-11-25 11:47:59 PM  
That is cool like lemonade.
2001-11-26 01:21:32 PM  
that is so -not- cool
2001-11-26 08:39:31 PM  
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