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(Kitsap Sun)   County allows bikini baristas to serve coffee at a drive-through, but only if they first put up an eight-foot-fence and warning signs   ( kitsapsun.com) divider line
    More: Silly, Kitsap County, public parks, Department of Community Development, commissioners, Gone Crazy  
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2013-01-16 08:35:17 PM  
2 votes:
I like my women the way I like my coffee: ten percent off with a valid coupon.
2013-01-17 08:19:16 AM  
1 vote:
Who am I kidding? Of course it's a bookmark.
2013-01-16 10:08:31 PM  
1 vote:
If I had a kid, I imagine it would be easier to explain the boobs on a woman than the boobs who make rules like this one.
2013-01-16 09:59:41 PM  
1 vote:
60-some comments in a bikini barista thread and not ONE FARKING PICTURE of the subjects or even a close facsimile thereof?

I can't even look at you people anymore.
2013-01-16 09:49:04 PM  
1 vote:
We are a FARKED up country.

Pay our government's bills? Nah
Kill people from a Barcalounger half-way around the world. No problem
Hold people with charges or a trial forever. Okie dokie
Tell women what they can do to their bodies. Sure

... but show a woman in a bikini or pasties! HOLY CRAP!
2013-01-16 09:44:11 PM  
1 vote:
Thank god the County intervened! The thought of bikini-clad baristas besmirching the upstanding community of Gorst has plagued my soul for quite some time.

How anyone could think that such a tawdry thing could fit in amongst the scrap metal yards, payday loan establishments, mobile home lots, mattress ranch, and strip club is beyond me. Appalling, really.

I would expect such a thing in Fife, sure...but Gorst?!? The crown jewel of the Pacific Northwest! No sir...NOT.AT.ALL.
2013-01-16 09:02:14 PM  
1 vote:
Women dressed in pasties?

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2013-01-16 08:42:57 PM  
1 vote:

miss diminutive: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Why stop there?

Why not chain the doors shut, board up the windows, and hire a security team to keep people away from the premises while you're at it?

Why stop there?

Why not have the coffee shop in international waters surrounded by schools of mutated sting-rays and patrolled by grizzlies in dinghies while you're at it?

Are the stingrays ill-tempered?
2013-01-16 08:33:52 PM  
1 vote:

thismomentinblackhistory: How are we going to explain these tits to little Johnny?

Simple: Johnny it simply is amazing what you can do with silicone these days isn't it?
2013-01-16 08:15:03 PM  
1 vote:
farking sex negative asshats. fark RIGHT OFF.

there are like two or three bikini barista stands along my way to work when i drive instead of take the bus, and dammit i enjoy taking a gander when stopped in traffic.

of course i don't live in that county.
2013-01-16 08:13:39 PM  
1 vote:
"Here There Be Boobies"
2013-01-16 07:47:12 PM  
1 vote:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: For a country that started multiple 'sexual revolutions' over the course of the 20th century, we sure are a bunch of prudes these days.

/it's just boobs

God damn you good sir - its not just boobs, skimpy clothing is bringing down the very moral fabric space/time of this country. I'm okay with murderous violence in my video games and movies as its constitutional and biblical (what with the 2nd ammendment and all) - but so help us holy Jesus if we so much as see sideboob or cleavage, it will pollute minds and lead to the hedonistic downfall of western civilization.
2013-01-16 07:35:56 PM  
1 vote:
For a country that started multiple 'sexual revolutions' over the course of the 20th century, we sure are a bunch of prudes these days.

/it's just boobs
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