miss diminutive: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Why stop there?Why not chain the doors shut, board up the windows, and hire a security team to keep people away from the premises while you're at it?Why stop there?Why not have the coffee shop in international waters surrounded by schools of mutated sting-rays and patrolled by grizzlies in dinghies while you're at it?
thismomentinblackhistory: How are we going to explain these tits to little Johnny?
Grand_Moff_Joseph: For a country that started multiple 'sexual revolutions' over the course of the 20th century, we sure are a bunch of prudes these days./it's just boobs
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