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(Click2Houston)   One of the victims, Felipe Juarez, 34, was shot in the chest and stomach. He was taken to Ben Taub Hospital in critical condition. His name was not released   ( click2houston.com) divider line
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2013-01-16 08:33:39 PM  
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BigNumber12: Maybe they meant his Street Name.

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2013-01-16 09:52:46 PM  
2 votes:

apoptotic: Sadly, that's not even the biggest article fail I've seen today. Canadian Press (a wire service like AP) put out an article about a murder-suicide that had one sentence that was so badly bungled that it implied the shooting was committed by the investigating officers...and I found at least three normally respectable major media outlets that ran the story without fixing it.

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Well at least people are dead.
2013-01-16 09:47:08 PM  
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Mogani: "It scared the devil out of me," said Ken Jackson, the girl's father. "We heard a couple more shots and I said 'get down.'"
well hopefully the police will track this devil down before he causes any mayhem.

He's already cursed those two with disco fever.

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2013-01-16 08:36:10 PM  
1 vote:
That's just the given name. What humans call him. His INTRINSIC name - the name by which the universe knows him - is still concealed, so you can't make a voodoo doll to kill him. That's just responsible.

BTW, my boss's intrinsic name is --tes6;qwarri/).(Don't include the period!)
2013-01-16 08:27:43 PM  
1 vote:
His name was not released because it is still in the intensive care ward for names in critical condition.
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