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(SacBee)   Fat, stupid and wedged between two buildings is no way to go through life, unless you live in Portland, which sucks   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Live from Portland, portland, Oregon Health & Science University, structural failure, fat  
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11662 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Jan 2013 at 10:02 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-16 10:10:51 PM  
10 votes:
Wedging is the new hipster trend.
2013-01-16 08:29:45 PM  
4 votes:
Portland firefighters cut a hole through concrete and used an air bag and a soapy lubricant to free an Oregon woman who fell and became stuck in a narrow opening between two buildings Wednesday morning.

They sure do have some weird courtship rituals out there...
2013-01-16 10:57:56 PM  
3 votes:
One time I got caught between the moon and New York City.
2013-01-16 10:29:38 PM  
3 votes:
Did she say if she liked the amontillado?
2013-01-16 10:41:25 PM  
2 votes:
Pfft. I was getting trapped between buildings before it was cool.
2013-01-17 12:01:03 AM  
1 vote:
I welcome everyone who has never lived in Portland to give us your opinion of just how awful it is to live here.
2013-01-16 11:28:37 PM  
1 vote:

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I'd get stuck between her two buildings.
2013-01-16 11:25:00 PM  
1 vote:

titwrench: Begoggle: One time I got caught between the moon and New York City.

You know that's crazy.

Is that true?
2013-01-16 10:49:39 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-01-16 10:27:18 PM  
1 vote:
I bet the afterbirth was something.
2013-01-16 10:10:59 PM  
1 vote:
Did she drop her bottle of Patchouli oil into the crevice and, determined to retrieve it, tried to scale into the abyss wearing nothing but hemp chinos, natural latex shoes, and hipster-framed glasses?
2013-01-16 09:59:57 PM  
1 vote:
I don't agree that Portland sucks.

I would agree, however, that  Portlandia sucks.  Holy hell is that show crap.
2013-01-16 09:40:01 PM  
1 vote:
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