cig-mkr: Raise the age to 21 to purchase High Energy drinks, require a background check, limit the number of purchases to one a day, establish a federal database on these offenders, require a valid ID.Can't think of anything else.
Uchiha_Cycliste: I thought a big part of addiction was also that the substance use interfered with your job, friends or family and that one of those three had expressed concern about your usage. Not simply a chemical dependance, at whatever level.
Kibbler: This kind of thing--caffeine-jammed drinks, sugar-jammed drinks--along with everything else--tobacco, alcohol, junk food outlets on every corner (and in every school lunch room), every kind of drug you can name from pot to "legal" barbituates to nuclear crystal meth. Throw in an ocean of guns and a small but very vocal red-faced minority of people jumping up and down and itching to yank on all of the triggers at once. While cramming cheeseburgers, 64 oz big gulps, pills and cigarettes into their mouths simultaneously as they scream about their rights.The world we live in is more and more like a cross between Outland and The Dukes of Hazzard every day, and that's the reality we'll end up. A cesspool of obese, drugged-out, trigger-happy fiends.Bring it on. Bring it on and get it over with. I'm sick of the whole thing. Sick of feeble attempts to contain the rot. Sick of people shrieking about the feeble attempts.Bring it on. Liberty. Freedom. Yay.FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
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