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(Sun Sentinel)   Deputies in Florida searching for pet grizzly bear. Pet grizzly? Their advice: If you encounter this bear you should clap your hands and say, "Bear go home"   ( sun-sentinel.com) divider line
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2013-01-16 10:33:07 AM  
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2013-01-16 11:22:52 AM  
3 votes:

Spanky McStupid: abhorrent1: Why do they continue to let these idiots keep wild animals as "pets"?

You saw the tag, right?

The bears were supposed to eat the pythons.
2013-01-16 12:43:29 PM  
2 votes:
No mention yet of piss-drinking? Fark, I am dissapoint.

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2013-01-16 11:06:23 AM  
2 votes:

abhorrent1: Why do they continue to let these idiots keep wild animals as "pets"?

Their constitutional rights under the 2nd Amendment.
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2013-01-16 10:51:32 AM  
2 votes:
...adding, "if it mauls you, that's not the one we're looking for."
2013-01-16 10:51:27 AM  
2 votes:
Went to look for the bear but saw a road sign that said Bear Left so I went home.
2013-01-16 10:26:52 AM  
2 votes:
Mauler, no mauling! Mauler, no mauling! Mauler, no mauling!

/it's what I thought of
2013-01-16 10:26:10 AM  
2 votes:

redundantman: That reminds me ... I forgot to check the Bear Threat Level today ...

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2013-01-16 10:21:12 AM  
2 votes:
That reminds me ... I forgot to check the Bear Threat Level today ...
2013-01-16 12:34:17 PM  
1 vote:
Making loud noises and shouting is, IIRC, actually not the worst of ideas. Making yourself as large as possible also helps, but if this bear is a 100-pound cub then most adult humans will already be bigger.

Bears are not homicidal maniacs. If you can convince a bear that attacking you will prove to be more trouble than it's worth, the bear will go away. Of course, convincing a freaking bear that you actually stand a chance against it is not the easiest or most honest thing to do, but fortunately bears are not all that smart.
2013-01-16 12:01:25 PM  
1 vote:

MooseUpNorth: Beerguy: Charlie Vandergaw is getting a kick.

Is that the 'bear whisperer' who got his ass handed to him when one of his grizzly friends got tired of his (and his wife's) shiat the other year?

No that is  Charlie Vandergaw, who is alive and well living in Alaska. He was fined for feeding the wild bears that have been "visiting" his property for many years.

You are thinking of Timothy Treadwell, who is currently dead.
2013-01-16 11:21:28 AM  
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2013-01-16 11:14:39 AM  
1 vote:
I'm not afraid of bears. There's no way they could catch me. They'd keep slipping in my shiat.
2013-01-16 10:39:04 AM  
1 vote:
Have they tried putting out a pick a nick basket?
2013-01-16 10:35:24 AM  
1 vote:
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"Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax!"
2013-01-16 10:28:45 AM  
1 vote:
It's okay, it's just Boog.
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