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(NBC News)   At least the escape chutes work properly, which is about all that work properly on the Boeing 787   ( divider line
    More: Fail, Boeing, Japan, emergency landing, All Nippon Airways, Japan Airlines, critical system, model aircraft, error messages  
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4494 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Jan 2013 at 1:22 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-16 01:46:37 AM  
3 votes:
2013-01-16 04:10:46 AM  
2 votes:
I hope everything was OK in the bukkake lounge.
2013-01-16 07:46:17 AM  
1 vote:
fox business news blamed it on the unions, some silly blonde stated that boing is not in business to create jobs, and the engineers are like spoiled children who want a trophy even if they don't win.
2013-01-16 02:35:04 AM  
1 vote:
Good thing they saved money by going Non-union building them in south Carolina.
2013-01-16 02:09:31 AM  
1 vote:
So is there a lemon law?
2013-01-16 01:56:21 AM  
1 vote:

Oznog: "Japan after error messages indicated there was a problem with the plane's batteries and smoke in the plane."

It runs on batteries? Well there's your problem right there... I know jet fuel's expensive and all, but that's a lot of D-cells.

Obviously you are not an aironaughtical engineer. The batteries are charged via wind turbine.
2013-01-16 01:27:50 AM  
1 vote:

jimmyego: LordOfThePings: It's against the law to tamper with, disable, or destroy smoke defectors.

I like to fondle them.

go on ...
2013-01-16 01:27:48 AM  
1 vote:
They can't even get the side-mounted passenger howitzer to work properly. How am I supposed to enjoy my flight if I know they can't even randomly fire passengers into the tarmac during landing and takeoff?
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