Wayne 985: elvindeath: Wayne 985: I love that "masturbation" appears in the title and in the link, and half the Farkers here still can't spell it.I love the fact that even though everyone in the world knows that people who point out typos in Internet forum posts are the biggest possible douchebags, half the people still can't suppress their inner asshole enough to not point out how you hit the wrong key when trying to write a post from a phone with a 4 inch screen."E" and "U" are on opposite ends of the keyboard. They didn't write "mastyrbation" or "mastirbation." Try again.
douchebag/hater: I was all set to have a full-on crush with her but at her Instagram site it turns out she is friends with that chick from 'Girls' - the fat, plain one with the bad tattoos.'Girls' is terrible, this chick a leftist hack too young and stupid to know what she's talking about.
Wayne 985: I love that "masturbation" appears in the title and in the link, and half the Farkers here still can't spell it.
BalugaJoe: she always looks constipated.
bucket_chemist: Lord Dimwit:Fantastic film, 50/50. If you haven't seen it, you owe it to yourself.Are you sure? Because it would have to be pretty good to get an exemption from my policy of not watching anything with Seth Rogen in it.
Mad_Radhu: She was the ONLY good thing in the Twilight series. My wife watched a few of them on cable, and her character was the only one who seemed to be acting like an actual human being.
imgod2u: KatjaMouse: abhorrent1: Not familiar with who she is but she's pretty cute. I'd watch her masterbateShe was the cute chick who got an Oscar Nom for the supporting actress category for her part in Up In The Air. She was also funny as Scott Pilgrim's sister.I see you've opted to avoid the sparkly taint on her resume.
KatjaMouse: abhorrent1: Not familiar with who she is but she's pretty cute. I'd watch her masterbateShe was the cute chick who got an Oscar Nom for the supporting actress category for her part in Up In The Air. She was also funny as Scott Pilgrim's sister.
hulk hogan meat shoes: I wanna be the meat in an Anna Kendrick and Jennifer Lawrence sandwich.
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