Wayne 985: I love that "masturbation" appears in the title and in the link, and half the Farkers here still can't spell it.
Mad_Radhu: It's hard to type with one hand.
Crudbucket: I believe the record will reflect that I called "dibs" on Miss Kendrick almost a year ago. Everyone else, please vacate this thread.
YodaBlues: Wayne 985: I love that "masturbation" appears in the title and in the link, and half the Farkers here still can't spell it.It's hard to type with one han-Mad_Radhu: It's hard to type with one hand.GODDAMN IT MAD_RADHU!/speeling is hard
Mad_Radhu: xcv: Mad_Radhu: Also, speaking of vampires, the glow-in-the-dark variety is much better than sparkly. I've recently really been enjoying this series, where the author put a lot of thought into vampires and how they might realistically work.Still bothered by the author apparently put zero thought into why modern technology sitting in the wasteland for a century works perfectly whenever characters need it. Or any exposition on why a principle character is magical before any plot development occurs.That was a little bit of a stretch, but there was at least an attempt to keep it sorta plausible. They used some century old Humvees that were stored in a bunker, but getting them to work required a week of cannibalizing parts from various vehicles and replacing the rubber bits that rotted away. There were some modern guns that they also found, but those were stored properly in a desert environment, so I don't think there would be anything that would cause them to rust, and I think gunpower is pretty stable if stored properly as well. The two things that really struck me as dubious in regards to tech working magically was the fuel not going bad after all that time (diesel especially has a short shelf life), and the repaired train not getting derailed after a going a mile down the track because of the rail lines were not maintained properly for nearly a century.
peter21: Erodeo: Must I do everything?[s9.postimage.org image 640x426][s14.postimage.org image 611x480][s9.postimage.org image 309x480]Look at the lack of definition in those calves in that last pic. Do not want.Just kidding. Want.
douchebag/hater: I was all set to have a full-on crush with her but at her Instagram site it turns out she is friends with that chick from 'Girls' - the fat, plain one with the bad tattoos.'Girls' is terrible, this chick a leftist hack too young and stupid to know what she's talking about.
hulk hogan meat shoes: I wanna be the meat in an Anna Kendrick and Jennifer Lawrence sandwich.
Farking Canuck: ChrisDe: Don't know who that is, but after a GIS I'm on board. Nice.She usually doesn't play the 'hot girl' ... but damn she is hot./and a sense of humor makes her hotter//I know - overuse of the word hot
Fixxor: I just didnt like the fact that it turned into a pseudo religion book toward the end. didnt see that crap coming. No thanks to the other 2 if itll be like that. Also the epilogue with sara? unnecessary./was a little bit ago i read it//good book nonetheless.
KatjaMouse: moothemagiccow: bucket_chemist: Lord Dimwit:Fantastic film, 50/50. If you haven't seen it, you owe it to yourself.Are you sure? Because it would have to be pretty good to get an exemption from my policy of not watching anything with Seth Rogen in it.Ehh, I wouldn't rec if you're repulsed by him; Rogen plays himself again in this oneWell Seth Rogen wasn't in it for too long. I'm thinking maybe if you clocked his whole screen time it would probably be 20 minutes total. You can't help but be drawn in by JGL in their scenes together.
rogue_L_chick: Thread is probably dead, but I will go ahead anyway.All the talk of "Pitch Perfect" being funny and good and all that jazz, this evening I procured it and proceeded to watch the film.It sucks a bag of dicks. I don't say that lightly. I, only last night, in a fit of nostalgia, watched "Encino Man" and enjoyed it more than this one.You guys are so mean, I took you seriously!
KatjaMouse: tortilla burger: She kinda sorta reminds me of Lindsay Lohan before she ruined herselfYeah, except she's currently 27 and looks it.
Wellon Dowd: For a gal with a pointy little rat face she is pretty damn hot.
Mad Mark: I love the comment in the article by the "Embarrassed Black Guy".
BigBooper: KatjaMouse: tortilla burger: She kinda sorta reminds me of Lindsay Lohan before she ruined herselfYeah, except she's currently 27 and looks it.Jeesus Christ, some of us aren't 16 year olds fapping in mom's basement you know. Hell I'm old enough that 27 would be cradle robbing.
moothemagiccow: KatjaMouse: Well Seth Rogen wasn't in it for too long. I'm thinking maybe if you clocked his whole screen time it would probably be 20 minutes total. You can't help but be drawn in by JGL in their scenes together.I thought it was an awesome movie, either way. You wanna go to the movies together?
theurge14: You know, I believe you don't really know a woman until you know what the freckles between her tits look like. Bless you for this pic. Mother of God indeed.
Lord Dimwit: bucket_chemist: Lord Dimwit:Fantastic film, 50/50. If you haven't seen it, you owe it to yourself.Are you sure? Because it would have to be pretty good to get an exemption from my policy of not watching anything with Seth Rogen in it.Absolutely. No snark, no sarcasm. Fantastic freaking film.
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