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(Everett Herald)   TV's James Kirk went where no man has gone before. Lynnwood's James Kirk led police on a bicycle chase wearing nothing but a helmet   ( heraldnet.com) divider line
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2013-01-15 01:41:30 PM  
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2013-01-15 12:59:22 PM  
2 votes:
In Washington?

/to coldly go where no man has gone before
2013-01-15 01:47:26 PM  
1 vote:
Where was he wearing it?
2013-01-15 01:41:12 PM  
1 vote:

zerkalo: Did T.J. Hooker make the arrest?

After he rode on the handlebars for 15 blocks trying to commandeer the bicycle.

/Then Adrian Zmed showed up 30 seconds after the fact
2013-01-15 01:31:05 PM  
1 vote:

/You say "sabotage," I say "Sabataage"

//seriously, most useless scene in a movie ever. JJ to the Studio; "We have to show the audience Kirk is a bad-ass, before the scene where we show the audience Kirk is a bad-ass."
2013-01-15 01:26:59 PM  
1 vote:
James E. Kirk was clad only in a bike helmet during the fracas that led to his conviction on burglary and robbery charges.

Oh shiat, there was a fracas.
2013-01-15 01:26:39 PM  
1 vote:
Going boldly,/i>
2013-01-15 12:51:26 PM  
1 vote:
Safety first!
2013-01-15 12:50:07 PM  
1 vote:
Oh for fark's sake J.J. Abrams, stop making Star Trek suck.
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