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(Daily Mail)   Chaos across Olde England as 4 to 6 inches of snouw paralyse motorists, lorry drivers, punters, and travellers at aeroports   ( divider line
    More: Scary, lorry drivers, personnel, Daybreakers, snow melt, Met Office, Yorkshire  
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2013-01-15 12:30:56 AM  
9 votes:
I would think that the English are used to getting 4 inches.
2013-01-14 10:26:51 PM  
8 votes:
Heard mention of it on the wireless while queuing for the omnibus.
2013-01-15 03:15:27 AM  
6 votes:
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2013-01-15 02:40:01 AM  
5 votes:
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2013-01-15 01:10:02 AM  
4 votes:
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2013-01-14 10:30:32 PM  
3 votes:
Left a message for the missus on the answer phone to have our aluminium snow shouvle at the ready...
2013-01-15 01:50:36 AM  
2 votes:
Nearly the whole country? How much is that in Rhode Islands?
2013-01-15 01:28:45 AM  
2 votes:
As a CO farker I get a kick out of hearing people freak out over anything less than 3 feet of snow
2013-01-15 01:18:01 AM  
2 votes:
I got most of that. You lost me with the weird ones: "aeroports", "Olde", "snouw" and "inches"
2013-01-15 01:15:55 AM  
2 votes:

zzrhardy: Aeroport? Isn't that a French word rather than English?

Music is their aeroplane.
2013-01-15 09:05:38 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-01-15 08:06:22 AM  
1 vote:

Austinoftx: Oh no! What will boffins be doing about this?

I don't know, but many of them died to bring us this information...
2013-01-15 05:23:02 AM  
1 vote:
4-6 inches and you call that snow? hahahahaha. Oh god England.
2013-01-15 04:20:35 AM  
1 vote:
Meanwhile, the story at the BBC is that "further snow and ice in many parts of the UK could cause disruption, the Met Office has warned."

Wait! I missed the most crucial bit, I may have to revise my opinion of the accuracy of the Fail's article as there is indeed chaos on the rail network: "Rail operator Greater Anglia said train services between Norfolk and Cambridge were being delayed by up to 15 minutes because of the snow.".

15 MINUTES?! It's the end of the world! Sensationalist claptrap is sensationalist. The irksome things is that there will be more than a few tweed-attired pensioners who will read this and believe it, despite the fact that there probably isn't any snow within 100 miles of their Home Counties bungalow but even so, they'll know that it's the fault of those troublesome immigrants.
2013-01-15 03:51:24 AM  
1 vote:

texdent: What is that in American English?

Snow be f*cking all dat sh*t up, yo.
2013-01-15 02:38:15 AM  
1 vote:
Boffins Baffled By Barmy British Brass?
2013-01-15 01:59:36 AM  
1 vote:
Chaous across Oulde England as 4 to 6 inches of snouw paralyse moutourists, lourry drivers, punters, and travellers at aeroupourts

You forgot some U's there Subs
2013-01-15 01:32:41 AM  
1 vote:
OMG, they've. learned to imitoot our language exarctly!
2013-01-15 01:20:43 AM  
1 vote:

sandbar67: Fark Rye For Many Whores: You forgot the pensioners.

not to mention the scalliwags, yobs and ruffians.

And the chavs and Methodists.
2013-01-15 01:10:34 AM  
1 vote:

texdent: What is that in American English?

Still four to six inches.
2013-01-15 01:06:59 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-01-15 01:00:11 AM  
1 vote:
How much is that in global warming?
2013-01-14 11:52:52 PM  
1 vote:
texdent: What is that in American English?

about 40 rods to the hogshead
2013-01-14 10:35:16 PM  
1 vote:
Of course the little ones won't be troubled in the slightest. They will have at sledging, and then want ice lollies!
2013-01-14 10:15:00 PM  
1 vote:
What is that in American English?
2013-01-14 10:14:28 PM  
1 vote:
You forgot the pensioners.
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