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(WHAS 11 Louisville)   "Man expected to survive after being stabbed near the Golden Nugget," but he'll never be the same in bed   ( whas11.com) divider line
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2013-01-14 08:26:34 AM  
zero comment trifecta achieved.
2013-01-14 08:31:05 AM  
That's one cocky article.

/got nuthin'
2013-01-14 08:36:44 AM  
That's like the lady golfer who played a terrible round, after having been stung by a bee between the first and second hole
2013-01-14 08:48:15 AM  
Contender (early) for HOTY
2013-01-14 09:40:44 AM  

vudukungfu: Contender (early) for HOTY

Came to say...
2013-01-14 09:50:37 AM  
Isn't being near a Golden Nugget punishment enough?
2013-01-14 10:00:09 AM  
And if you've ever been stabbed in the Golden Nugget . . . .
2013-01-14 10:01:53 AM  
but will he ever get over Macho Grande?

/first think that jumped into my mind when i read the headline
2013-01-14 12:23:43 PM  

Cormee: That's like the lady golfer who played a terrible round, after having been stung by a bee between the first and second hole

T'aint funny, McGee!
2013-01-14 01:29:21 PM  
Gramps was known as Chapped Lips Calhoun
He was in the local saloon
In came Billy-Joe Walton through the door
He said "They've blown the Golden Nugget!"
My grandaddy said "Oh, darn it!"
"You've buried my Dolores, my sweet little golden ore"
2013-01-14 05:46:53 PM  
Flavius: Stabbed? In the Senate?

Brutus: No, not in the Senate. They got him right in the rotunda.

Flavius: That's a fatal spot. I had a splinter there once. Those marble splinters, you know-

'later on...

Flavius: He's dead. He was stabbed-through the portico.

Brutus: Hey, that's even more painful than the rotunda.

Rinse the Blood Off My Toga, by Wayne and Shuster
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