Benevolent Misanthrope: With his little brother trapped inside the family van, flames licking wildly up its back and side into night sky, Nathaniel Gonzalez-Collins could hear his mother screaming for him to help.Alana Collins was on the opposite side of the van, somewhere off the highwaynear Milk River, AB unable to get through the fire, burning her arms, to get to three-year-old Luis Gonzalez-Collins.She had to look to her seven-year-old for a moment of heroism.She couldn't run around to the other side of the van?
GBB: "He was trapped but he managed to manoeuvre ..."I'm sorry, he what???
SageC: What Canadian villains look like:[www.mediapeta.com image 448x298]
No Such Agency: Gergesa:Canadian hero[Peter North's vinegar face, ugh]The "North Pole" attended my high school, no lie. I think he's probably its most well-known alumnus./Not sure if he's a "hero", to be honest, just naturally talented.
Evenbiggerknickers: Still my favourite Canadian hero
Johnny_Canuck: Thanks Thudfark, we do what we can and a big high five to the hero's mentioned.
Marine1: Some Canadian got pissed, saying he was from Alberta and that "we don't watch that Rick Moranis shiat" up there.
Marine1: Okay, question about Canada and Bob and Doug, since they are Canada's two greatest heroes:I referenced Bob & Doug a few months back in a thread on another website about a new phone being released in Canada. Some Canadian got pissed, saying he was from Alberta and that "we don't watch that Rick Moranis shiat" up there. He was less pissed about an American using Bob & Doug than he was about Bob & Doug, period.So, what happens? Do you guys ban him from Tim Hortons for life now? Does he lose his citizenship? Is he forced to tape a garden hose to his head? What's the endgame here?
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