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(Some Guy)   January is Stalker Awareness Month. So, leave a gift by your bedroom window for your special someone   ( stalkingawarenessmonth.org) divider line
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2494 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Jan 2013 at 4:49 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-13 05:13:26 PM  
2 votes:
Please disregard this holiday. It was not authorized by the stalker community and frankly we find it offensive.

If you want to show your appreciation, continue keeping your room brightly lit and the venetian blinds raised to about shoulder-level. And please stop staring out the window every time you get the feeling someone's watching you. Sometimes when you do that you accidentally make eye contact, and even though I know you can't see me, it's still spooky.

Also, I know this isn't really your fault, but apparently you have the wrong kind of windows for this $300 "laser microphone" I got to work. I'm just saying, that's a lot of money. So... just bear that in mind. I'm making sacrifices for us.
2013-01-13 06:26:19 PM  
1 vote:
I left you a gift, subby. I knew you would love it. It's a chunk of my hair taped to a book full of pictures of you eating, going to work, watching tv, grocery shopping, sleeping.. I glued my face next to yours because I want you to see how amazing we are together. I love you and we're meant to be together. You don't see it now but we're going to spend the rest of our lives together! YOU WILL BE MINE. I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF! WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?
2013-01-13 05:45:01 PM  
1 vote:
"Lenny, how are things going between you and the girl next door?"
"It's over. She got a window shade."
2013-01-13 05:14:18 PM  
1 vote:
Still haven't gotten a thank you card for the feces mural I painted last year...
2013-01-13 05:10:45 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-01-13 04:58:28 PM  
1 vote:

AbbeySomeone: Sometimes stalkers leaves gifts for you subby.

Like in the beginning of "Ichi the Killer".
2013-01-13 04:37:47 PM  
1 vote:
My stalkers should leave me gifts, not the other way around. Also, I have no stalkers.
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