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(ESPN)   Will the Seahawks be the next team that beats Atlanta in the playoffs by 20+? Before answering, bear in mind that one of their cornerbacks is named Sherman. It's your Sunday ATL-SEA Divisional Playoff Thread at 1 PM EST on FOX   ( scores.espn.go.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Seahawks, Peyton Manning, Tony Gonzalez, playoffs, Dirk Koetter, cornerback, Pro Bowl, Ryan Longwell  
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2013-01-13 11:01:33 AM  
6 votes:
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2013-01-13 02:39:19 PM  
5 votes:
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Hi, I'm Tim Tebow. A few years back, I appeared a commercial with a pro life message. I would like to follow that up by reaffirming my support for a ban on all abortions. After all, no one wants to see a first half like we just saw from the Seahawks. If Tebow's Law were passed, Pete Carroll, Richard Sherman, and Russell Wilson would all be in prison for their role in the abortion you just saw.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go apologize to God for jacking off while watching the Broncos lose.
2013-01-13 02:48:28 PM  
4 votes:
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2013-01-13 04:14:21 PM  
3 votes:
*wakes up*

*passes out again*
2013-01-13 04:09:36 PM  
3 votes:




...I give up. Banana the frost-covered chocolate princess in under three floating marshmallow minutes.
2013-01-13 04:04:07 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-01-13 03:46:27 PM  
3 votes:

davidphogan: I'm scared if Seattle wins the SB that they'll finally cause the Cascadia Subduction Zone to let the Rip9 loose.

They'd be Juan de Fuca'd

No love for tectonic plate humor?
2013-01-13 02:13:13 PM  
3 votes:
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"Yeah, I think I'll go for it on 4th and 1."
2013-01-13 12:35:36 PM  
3 votes:

ariseatex: Nice photo op from yesterday:

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2013-01-13 12:16:46 PM  
3 votes:

Lt. Cheese Weasel: What time does Dallas Play?

2013-01-13 04:14:29 PM  
2 votes:
So THAT'S what my friend meant about being a Seahawks fan.
2013-01-13 04:10:14 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-01-13 03:47:13 PM  
2 votes:

rickythepenguin: davidphogan: I'm scared if Seattle wins the SB that they'll finally cause the Cascadia Subduction Zone to let the Rip9 loose.

They'd be Juan de Fuca'd

No love for tectonic plate humor?

I find no fault with this.
2013-01-13 03:40:21 PM  
2 votes:
I haven't seen a drive that bad since Ryan Dunn.
2013-01-13 02:31:17 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-01-13 01:10:59 PM  
2 votes:
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Couldn't hurt
2013-01-13 01:01:25 PM  
2 votes:
I didn't know men's wear catalog models could sing.
2013-01-13 12:16:17 PM  
2 votes:
Can't wait for the games to start. Yesterday's games were so good, it was like....

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2013-01-13 10:59:55 AM  
2 votes:
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\ Go Seahawks!

\\ *throws up*
2013-01-13 10:37:57 AM  
2 votes:
Just for the sake of confusion, we should refer to it as the SEA-ATL game.
2013-01-13 04:36:43 PM  
1 vote:

AzDownboy: I'm hoping for a Har- bowl at this point

Oh, God. It'll be the Vapid Douche Bowl, and it'll only be settled by the two of them punching each other senseless at midfield.

/well, the second part, I don't mind
2013-01-13 04:26:24 PM  
1 vote:
Dinobot: Next Head Coach that tries to ice the kicker deserves to get kicked on the balls, repeatedly, with a steel toe boot...

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NFL cheerleading tryout disasters that should never be repeated again.
2013-01-13 04:22:38 PM  
1 vote:
Hey John Fox, see how you can win a game with 30 secs left in? See? SEE!? SEEEEEEE!?!?!??!?!?!?
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/Sorry for the pony pic guys... I had promised not to post Pony pics outside Broncos games...
//But I'm pretty upset about John Fox's playcalling
2013-01-13 04:20:59 PM  
1 vote:
Okay, Texans.  Get Tom Brady afraid.  He gets weak when he gets scared, so just frighten him and don't mess up at all.  Zero mistakes, this game, you hear me?  Pats need to go down tonight.
2013-01-13 04:20:43 PM  
1 vote:
Ugliest win ever, and the Falcons know ugly wins. There are actual tears of joy at my house right now.
2013-01-13 04:19:56 PM  
1 vote:
*passes out again*
2013-01-13 04:18:21 PM  
1 vote:
Niners get to go on a trip to Atlanta.

NFC Championship in Atlanta!!!

2013-01-13 04:16:48 PM  
1 vote:

robsul82: Billick can't even get the words out correctly kissing that ass, lol.

Shannon Sharpe thinks that Brian Billick has difficulties expressing his thoughts through the spoken word.
2013-01-13 04:16:35 PM  
1 vote:
And now to change my pants for the next game.
2013-01-13 04:15:18 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-01-13 04:15:09 PM  
1 vote:
Atlanta loves the last minute field goal since they can't get the job done with the rest of the team.

Next week they won't need to worry. They won't be within five field goals when 13 seconds are left.
2013-01-13 04:14:52 PM  
1 vote:
Wow, Pete, you should be embarrassed. Go back to cheating in college because, wow, there's no way Seattle should've lost that game after that comeback.
2013-01-13 04:14:50 PM  
1 vote:
well that escalated quickly
2013-01-13 04:14:44 PM  
1 vote:
I need a cigarette.
2013-01-13 04:14:26 PM  
1 vote:
Oh thankgoodness..... *HUGE SIGH OF RELIEF* good jorb, Falcons. It shouldn't have been this close, but.... whew.
2013-01-13 04:14:09 PM  
1 vote:

2013-01-13 04:13:42 PM  
1 vote:
Remember when Russ throws a hail mary if it is intercepted it counts as a TD
2013-01-13 04:13:34 PM  
1 vote:
This game goes to potatoe!
2013-01-13 04:13:14 PM  
1 vote:
Squib kicks and icing the kicker. It's the game of terrible football coaching myths.
2013-01-13 04:13:01 PM  
1 vote:
Discount Double Derp Game.
2013-01-13 04:12:31 PM  
1 vote:
Somehow, Seattle is now in hail mary range.
2013-01-13 04:12:08 PM  
1 vote:
Okay. Badass of the year award to Matt Bryant for turning his back to the uprights and celebrating before the ball went through.
2013-01-13 04:11:25 PM  
1 vote:
The way this has gone, I fully expect a TD on the kick return.
2013-01-13 04:10:31 PM  
1 vote:

What a douche canoe.
2013-01-13 04:07:59 PM  
1 vote:
Oh shiat, Seattle fans got farking trolled bigger than any troll in the history of the world.
2013-01-13 04:05:46 PM  
1 vote:
Hey Falcons, remember when the Shermanator was trolling your extra point and I suggested you go for two to troll back?


You've let Tony Gonzalez down.
2013-01-13 04:05:40 PM  
1 vote:

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2013-01-13 04:05:03 PM  
1 vote:
Now, can the Seahawks out Norv the Falcons and blow this game in the last 31 seconds?
2013-01-13 04:04:57 PM  
1 vote:
Has Rainier erupted yet?
2013-01-13 04:02:56 PM  
1 vote:
"They're up 27-7 and it's the fourth quarter. Surely even the Falcons can't screw this up, right?"
2013-01-13 04:02:13 PM  
1 vote:
This game is glorious. GLORIOUS
2013-01-13 04:01:35 PM  
1 vote:
Is Brian Billick seriously this stupid?

2013-01-13 03:59:41 PM  
1 vote:

Seahawks win the Super Bowl if they pull this off.
2013-01-13 03:58:34 PM  
1 vote:
Andy Reid like clock management detected
2013-01-13 03:58:00 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-01-13 03:56:57 PM  
1 vote:
#2 just called Nicki minaj the money badger of fashion.
2013-01-13 03:56:03 PM  
1 vote:

Incorrigible Astronaut: libranoelrose: Catching the very end of this game. Looks like I missed a good one.

It's been a blowout until the last 10 minutes or so. You came at a good time.

that's what she said
2013-01-13 03:55:09 PM  
1 vote:

rickythepenguin: aer you taking the short way or the thalweg

The awesome is strong with this one.
2013-01-13 03:54:29 PM  
1 vote:

Captain Monterey Jack
2013-01-13 03:52:33 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-01-13 03:49:21 PM  
1 vote:

ariseatex: you are a puppet: rickythepenguin: davidphogan: I'm scared if Seattle wins the SB that they'll finally cause the Cascadia Subduction Zone to let the Rip9 loose.

They'd be Juan de Fuca'd

No love for tectonic plate humor?

I find no fault with this.

I found fault, but I'll let it slip.

You guys quake me up.
2013-01-13 03:47:31 PM  
1 vote:

you are a puppet: rickythepenguin: davidphogan: I'm scared if Seattle wins the SB that they'll finally cause the Cascadia Subduction Zone to let the Rip9 loose.

They'd be Juan de Fuca'd

No love for tectonic plate humor?

I find no fault with this.

You guys crack me up.
2013-01-13 03:45:05 PM  
1 vote:
Ohh......i so badly want Seattle to win just for the hilarity of the collapse.

although as Di Atribe noted, their fanbase is pretty insufferable.
2013-01-13 03:42:00 PM  
1 vote:

MBTAhole: Leon Washington was awesome with the jets

Which is why they had to cut him. He didn't fit the team concept.
2013-01-13 03:39:05 PM  
1 vote:

robsul82: Enough with the choking graphics and jokes!  Atlanta's still in the LEAD!  Don't jinx it, everybody!

Atlanta doesn't appear to require our assistance right now. They are choking just fine on their own.
2013-01-13 03:31:50 PM  
1 vote:

rickythepenguin: rickythepenguin: Mattyface.

Let the gag job.....begin.


You ge tno credit!
2013-01-13 03:31:27 PM  
1 vote:
I'm waiting for the Sir Mix-A-Lot outro.
2013-01-13 03:29:27 PM  
1 vote:
In five years, American Idol will be a farting contest.

2013-01-13 03:21:28 PM  
1 vote:

VvonderJesus: picodenico: Well, if we all remember the pregame montage, Pete Carroll believes "GAMES ARE WON IN THE FOURTH QUARTER!!!!!"

Let's see what you've got, big guy.

of course they're won in the 4th quarter. that's when the game ends

Ravens say hi
2013-01-13 03:20:20 PM  
1 vote:
great job on the replay, two looks ,and neither show us the hit.
2013-01-13 03:18:17 PM  
1 vote:
Jayla HUSSEIN Medieras from Kenya...
2013-01-13 03:17:31 PM  
1 vote:

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: I think somebody leaked tight end cheat codes on the internet.

Funny, usually when I'm on the Internet, I only find leaking tight ends.
2013-01-13 03:13:08 PM  
1 vote:
Dominos Dollars are legal tender in Swaziland.
2013-01-13 03:12:07 PM  
1 vote:
Arnold Schwarzenegger IS "Self Referential Aging Action Star"!
2013-01-13 03:11:26 PM  
1 vote:
I'm really under the impression that the "fade to commercial" music is determined by a very high stakes game of "Chicken".
2013-01-13 02:57:36 PM  
1 vote:
To calm down, I went out and walked the dog.
I come back to see the score is now 20-7.
If you'll excuse me, I gotta go walk him around the whole town now.
2013-01-13 02:57:35 PM  
1 vote:

eddievercetti: 4NSpy: seventypercent: Game day bucket go boom

After a game day bucket your colon go boom.

Now I see the blonde going to the toilet.

/Did I put that image in your heads? Good.

I get way too much use for this image in these threads...

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2013-01-13 02:53:45 PM  
1 vote:
Game day bucket go boom
2013-01-13 02:47:15 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-01-13 02:43:51 PM  
1 vote:

CodeMonkey4Life: eddievercetti: Meanwhile, Brian Urlacher is selling COX. Sad days indeed.

its a step up from sucking them, career wise

You'd probably meet nicer people sucking dick for a living.
2013-01-13 02:42:03 PM  
1 vote:

Popcorn Johnny: Kaepernick looks like such a farking toolbag.

Anybody would in a 49er hat
2013-01-13 02:41:18 PM  
1 vote:

picodenico: Di Atribe: In other news, I cut off all my hair so my face looks a little different now.




4NSpy: Kaepernick needs to shave his chin pubes.


becksellent: Hmm.  Colin Kaepernick is pretty cute.

2013-01-13 02:40:16 PM  
1 vote:

JohnBigBootay: Wow. Did not expect this beatdown.

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2013-01-13 02:39:47 PM  
1 vote:
Kaepernick looks like he skateboarded to this interview.
2013-01-13 02:36:45 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-01-13 02:30:59 PM  
1 vote:
2013-01-13 02:27:07 PM  
1 vote:

fisker: oh look, seattle is on the 1 yard line again.

maybe they should punt it.


Chan Gailey isn't their coach.
2013-01-13 02:26:26 PM  
1 vote:

neuroflare: Bring in Flynn in the second half?

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Well, he does have the highest score in Space Paranoids.
2013-01-13 02:25:48 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-01-13 02:23:47 PM  
1 vote:
2013-01-13 02:23:35 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-01-13 02:20:46 PM  
1 vote:
So, the Croods.

Completely atrocious dreck or better than the commercials are making it look?
2013-01-13 02:19:25 PM  
1 vote:

ox45tallboy: VvonderJesus: The extra point is such a formality that I'm surprised the networks aren't trying to squeeze in 30 more seconds of commercial time during it.

Shhhhhh!!!! Quit giving them ideas or else they'll relegate it to a window on the screen while plugging away the New Season Of American Idol!

Nicki Minaj frightens me.
2013-01-13 02:19:00 PM  
1 vote:
Oh, the Seattle lineman can't hear because of crowd noise. That's a shame.
2013-01-13 02:18:34 PM  
1 vote:

machoprogrammer: Lol at Sherman giving the golf clap and talking shiat. Dude, you guys are getting destroyed. What a dumbfark

Maybe he will talk shiat to another offensive lineman, get smashed in the face, and slowly back away like a biatch....again.
2013-01-13 02:18:21 PM  
1 vote:
It would take a collapse of almost Norvian magnitude to change this game.
2013-01-13 02:17:13 PM  
1 vote:
Shermanfreude - [shur-muh-n-froi-duh] noun
satisfaction or pleasure felt at Sherman's misfortune and asshattery.
2013-01-13 02:17:10 PM  
1 vote:
Statler: What's that noise?
Waldorf: I think it's Matt Hasselbeck laughing his butt off.
2013-01-13 02:16:26 PM  
1 vote:
All I can say is THANK YOU FOR MAKING AN R RATED DIE HARD MOVIE. Now I will see it.
2013-01-13 02:16:02 PM  
1 vote:

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rickythepenguin: He's the Bubb Rubb lookalike, yes?

2013-01-13 02:13:31 PM  
1 vote:
Bruce Willis destroys Moscow in the new Die Hard? Awesome.

/really don't like that city.
2013-01-13 02:13:11 PM  
1 vote:
Lol at Sherman giving the golf clap and talking shiat. Dude, you guys are getting destroyed. What a dumbfark
2013-01-13 02:12:45 PM  
1 vote:

Lord of Allusions: Wow, Sherman. You are a complete ass.

He celebrates well tho....
2013-01-13 02:11:53 PM  
1 vote:
Suck it Sherman.
2013-01-13 02:10:13 PM  
1 vote:
It's like watching Notre Dame's run D all over again....
2013-01-13 02:09:57 PM  
1 vote:

picodenico: Di Atribe: Hi, everyone!!!

HI DI!!!

That rhymed. I'm clever.

Go home, Pico. You're drunk.
2013-01-13 02:08:02 PM  
1 vote:
10 watch failure
20 laugh maniacally
30 breathe
40 goto 20
2013-01-13 02:06:57 PM  
1 vote:

ox45tallboy: ariseatex: If you ever went to a September game in Sun Devil Stadium, you'd know why the Cards play in a dome now.

Okay, explain New Orleans.

Well, there's a house there called the Rising Sun...
2013-01-13 02:06:52 PM  
1 vote:
are they really singing whoop there it is? seriously?
2013-01-13 01:54:39 PM  
1 vote:

noblehammer16: I would like to know why Seattle/Atlanta are playing at 1 and the Pats/Texans are at 4? NFL logic?

If Seattle wants to wake up for a 10 AM road game, they should get some prescriptions for Adderall.
2013-01-13 01:53:07 PM  
1 vote:
Who is "Dolly" and why does Pitbull keep talking to her in these commercials?
2013-01-13 01:52:54 PM  
1 vote:
I just don't have the dancing skills it takes to own a Windows 8 computer.
2013-01-13 01:51:10 PM  
1 vote:

eddievercetti: Captain Steroid: Aw, crapbaskets. :-(

Is Randy Orton near them?

No, worse. Kyle Orton.
2013-01-13 01:50:29 PM  
1 vote:

Captain Steroid: Aw, crapbaskets. :-(

Is Randy Orton near them?
2013-01-13 01:47:31 PM  
1 vote:

robsul82: Jesus CHRIST.

To the Seattle 41

Jesus is a Falcon? I thought he was a Jet.
2013-01-13 01:47:15 PM  
1 vote:

2013-01-13 01:47:12 PM  
1 vote:
Wait, is Atlanta allowed to use tanks?
2013-01-13 01:45:01 PM  
1 vote:
What time do the Seahawks play?
2013-01-13 01:42:20 PM  
1 vote:

hulk hogan meat shoes: ox45tallboy: That was a thing of beauty.

I wonder which team's jersey Tony will wear at his HOF induction?

Chiefs. No question.

I would just go generic red, let them sort it out.
2013-01-13 01:39:12 PM  
1 vote:
And now tony gonzalez has caught a touchdown in 35 consecutive years
2013-01-13 01:39:11 PM  
1 vote:
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"We can't stop here, this is Gonzo country!"
2013-01-13 01:38:51 PM  
1 vote:

Popcorn Johnny: This game is over, Atlanta isn't going to choke this one away.

Everyone remember this post.
2013-01-13 01:35:28 PM  
1 vote:

vegaswench: dholway: How can you be so wrong about the Patriots and so right about Pete Carroll?

Being a Raiders and Panthers fan, I have an unrelenting and unwavering hatred of Brady and Coach Vader.

Fumble!  Dirtybird's ball!

Clearly, the Star Wars roles are Brady = Anakin, Bellichek = Palapatine. Pupil and master, etc. Even a physical resemblance.

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2013-01-13 01:33:09 PM  
1 vote:
Can Sherman not hear well? Is his radio messing up? He keeps gesturing to his ear.
2013-01-13 01:31:15 PM  
1 vote:
Compared to yesterday's high scoring games, I feel like I'm watching a Seahawks/Falcons soccer game.
2013-01-13 01:29:35 PM  
1 vote:
Beastmode fumble
2013-01-13 01:29:30 PM  
1 vote:
2013-01-13 01:28:07 PM  
1 vote:

becksellent: Hai guise what's going on in this thread?

People still reeling in from last night, sad ponies and melted cheese everywhere.
2013-01-13 01:27:10 PM  
1 vote:

The Bestest: Captain Steroid: Would you prefer Aikman and Buck?

Not at all.. just curious why we don't have the B team for this

What, Marv Albert's down syndrome son and Tony Siragreasy?
2013-01-13 01:20:25 PM  
1 vote:

The Bestest: ..but the Dolphins aren't even IN the playoffs

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2013-01-13 01:15:14 PM  
1 vote:
That's not the dream I would be having with them.
2013-01-13 01:15:01 PM  
1 vote:
If the game is close in the last two minutes of each half, I would like to hear from John Fox about what he would do for a two minute drill.
2013-01-13 01:14:18 PM  
1 vote:
Using Def Leppard as bumper music makes baby Buddha cry.
2013-01-13 01:07:24 PM  
1 vote:

mikaloyd: you are a puppet: Falcons win this one and it won't take 2 OT. I'm going to say a 10 point victory

No. Seahawks win. That is all.

Sure, and Raiders and Saints will meet in the Super Bowl. Everything's coming up mikaloyd!
2013-01-13 01:03:12 PM  
1 vote:

neuroflare: Food. I'm about to go snag some Church's because Fili B's is 2 miles away and it's across the street....


That's like kissing your sister instead of Selma Hayek since she's closer.
2013-01-13 12:59:01 PM  
1 vote:

you are a puppet: Falcons win this one and it won't take 2 OT. I'm going to say a 10 point victory

Atlanta burns tonight! Calling it now!
2013-01-13 12:57:48 PM  
1 vote:
Statler: You know, I'm really gonna enjoy todayt.
Waldorf: You plan to like this game?
Statler: No, I plan to watch Matlock!
2013-01-13 12:49:11 PM  
1 vote:

emtbiz: Did'nt i say that Baltimore will beat the ponies last week? I'm a wizard!

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2013-01-13 12:39:27 PM  
1 vote:

robsul82: Seahawks.  Texans.  Win today, you two.



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2013-01-13 12:24:53 PM  
1 vote:
Wade Phillips: "Most people don't play football, (Tom Brady) plays FOOTBALL."

Ladies and gentleman, your next Monday Night Football host.
2013-01-13 12:24:41 PM  
1 vote:

yookaloco: The hell?


I bet it's close to water.
2013-01-13 12:21:38 PM  
1 vote:

Lt. Cheese Weasel: What time does Dallas Play?

2013-01-13 12:14:48 PM  
1 vote:

Bunny Deville: Hmm. Root for the Texans (blech), root for the Patriots (vomit a little in my mouth), or root for the meteor?

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2013-01-13 12:13:07 PM  
1 vote:

OtherBrotherDarryl: This pre-game show looks to be painfully non-entertaining. What chores around the house should I be thinking about doing for the next 50 minutes? Hmmm...

/and Go Seahawks!

You could have sex with your wife and then only have 40 minutes to kill
2013-01-13 12:06:00 PM  
1 vote:

hulk hogan meat shoes: Tony Gonzalez has 0 murders to his name, but also 0 playoff wins. So I guess it makes sense to laud Ray Lewis, yeah?

That wasn't random in any way shape or form.
2013-01-13 11:04:50 AM  
1 vote:

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2013-01-13 10:37:23 AM  
1 vote:
This better be better than yesterday's snoozefests.
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