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(NBC Washington)   Rash of robberies involving guns reported in Washington DC. If only there were some sort of laws in our nation's capital that could prevent this sort of thing   ( nbcwashington.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, robbery, Washington DC, Sheen Estevez, 6th street  
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1077 clicks; posted to Politics » on 13 Jan 2013 at 11:46 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-13 11:57:28 AM  
3 votes:
Since only criminals commit crimes, let's make it illegal to be a criminal.

I may have just divided by potato.
2013-01-13 10:39:11 AM  
3 votes:
Since gun laws do not ELIMINATE crime, we shouldn't have any more gun laws.
Since cutting defense spending won't ELIMINATE the debt, we shouldn't cut defense spending.
Since abortion laws don't ELIMINATE... ummmm wait, what? MOAR abotion laws!
2013-01-13 10:14:23 AM  
2 votes:
So you're saying that robbery should be legal?
2013-01-13 08:38:45 AM  
2 votes:
OK, how about federal minimum sentence of life in prison for any gun crime whatsoever? No appeal, no parole. Nothing. You do ANY crime with a gun, you go away for life.

You asked for it, there it is.
2013-01-13 05:13:59 PM  
1 vote:

carpbrain: ??? totally unable to parse anything in this one . . . certainly your sponsors would advocate comprehensibility

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2013-01-13 11:59:58 AM  
1 vote:
There's a law against rashes?
2013-01-13 11:56:56 AM  
1 vote:
A liberal big city with a high crime rate? Time to ban liberals.
2013-01-13 11:52:03 AM  
1 vote:

Frank N Stein: NewportBarGuy: OK, how about federal minimum sentence of life in prison for any gun crime whatsoever? No appeal, no parole. Nothing. You do ANY crime with a gun, you go away for life.

You asked for it, there it is.

"But officer, I'm only driving through to go hunting 3 counties over"

"Doesn't matter. THIS county has a law saying all ammunition must be kept separate from firearms when transporting. You have your shotgun shells in the same case as your gun. You're going to jail for life"

Awesome law, NewportBarGuy.

I've always been told that responsible gun owners will voluntarily and proactively research the gun laws of whatever area they're traveling to or through, in order to be sure that they're compliant and respectful. Clearly your fantasy scenario couldn't happen to a responsible gun owner.
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